I, bostonlobstah, wish you, anonymous human with username Polly, an emotion expressing joy and satisfaction for a positive event usually represented by an upwards curvature of the mouth, for this glorious day which you claim to be the anniversary of when you came out of your mother's womb after an average of 9 months of pregnancy, known as birth, thus beginning the stage of infancy. I express this sentiment because you are an important and wonderful person and deserve recognition for this celebration of your existence.