Guy was built to kill people, prefers to watch TV (book series)
Bunnies die horribly (book (actually two books but nobody's heard of the other one)/movie/cartoon/netflix series)
Harry Potter in Russia (book series) (i have not read hp so idk how accurate this is but it sounded funny in my head)
Medieval rags to riches because your friend is an idiot (video game)
Your average horsegirl story involving a housefire and a giraffe (book, several of them actually)