Imagine a nicjeling called Aetherskye, that can neither fly nor climb trees, in the jungle, with SLARM, a seeing ape, albinism, three paws, one nose, 4 eyes and a whole lot of fur, sticking up at odd anglrs
Thinking revenge or no way, millions of spaceships swarmed Meringue. Thex had been attejpting to spell his name correctly, but were impatient creatures, lending them only to blunt attack of the sneezeles. And so the randomspaceships went extinct too, as their laser beams sucked
Proud of their great spelling ability (the snails can attest), the randomspaceship went to eat all RandomWanderrs in sight, making their race go extinct. As they were random derpsnouts with one paw and leg in the dealdy hills to sttart with, they were't morned.
A random wanderer emerzednfrom a spaceship. Ir was badly wounded, as it had been chewed on by meringue, god of snials and the snizzles. The snizzles were a deadly plague. Death alwazs folllowed around the age of 20, whereas a normal Random Wanderer could hope to reach 20 1/2 years of age. So the Randomwanderers turned into a spacrdhip and beacame a dragon. Since a bunch of random wanderers is a bad name, hey called themself Randimwabderer. This randimwabderer thought itself a much imptovrd version f all these peasant Randomspaceships, who were in turns randimwabderer
Onc eupon a time, there was a Slarm called Lizard te mighty dragon slazer. Lizard ate many bread and goot very strong and fat on vows and blood of the inncoent- However, he had one eney in life, the small spiky purcupine called Snail. H himself had once eatem a wholle family of purcipines, who were, unbeknownst to him, sbails. But snails aren't really a great diet vhoice, so they all died
Goggles-kun might be on to something. Why not alwazs spell with uiut rurid v.pdrf no coneitarion nisi a great gift ot haeb why wihld soneobe do something like that? its albosluyt horrible when peopple cant spell hteint aiwropoa