Oh dear. Let me answer...
1. Why, yes! How is he supposed to know the correct angle of slicing a kid’s throat with a power saw if he doesn’t have a PHD in math?
2. Depends whether or not he travels with his bearyena wife and a horde of hybrid offspring. If ‘yes’ to all the above, it’s SLARM.
3. No, they just knock them out first then take them to the PETA van to be euthanized.
4. Looks like she has more than one personality.
5. ...I mean, as long as he hasn’t offered you a very suspicious-tasting brownie yet, I think his weed has been properly managed.