I'll tell the story anyway.
so me, a genius, thought that almond milk with maple syrup would taste good. So I walked downstairs and got the full bottle of syrup and my butter fingers DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR. It split everywhere, and this hole in the bottle wasn't small. No. THAT THING WAS HUGE. So I tried to clean it up and in the middle of trying to mop the floor, I fell. My last words were "You know what... I deserved this." so I fell on the sticky floor and got up and kept on cleaning. It's all fairly clean now, and my feet are cold because I just dipped them in some cold bath water so they wouldn't be so sticky. Now I'm here.