"6:22 PM, Tuesday May 7th,
we fear for our lives, the moderators lurk among us. We have nowhere to go, so our only option is to try and lay low for now. But I fear that one may have found us already..."
YOU MONSTER
I was just sitting in the grass (like a loser), and the girl next me was like "OH MY GOD A WORM" then everybody screamed and this one girl just walked over, picked it up and started petting it while saying "chill it's just a dirt noodle"
I was happy for a moment
but I can never be happy. can I?
cause then I looked over at the concrete
and I saw someone step on a caterpillar
I cried for ten minutes