to explain the blindness; it isnt true blindness like you might be thinking, as it's called Monofixation Syndrome- essentially, my brain and my right eye got a divorce and now (even though the eye's still working!) i can only see out of my left eye unless i force my brain to connect to the right eye (eg by closing the left eye)
it means i can't see depth, so, uh, don't throw things at me ^^;