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Bird cat made me realize the definition of deception
This feels like the caption of a really bad mobile game ad
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Btw, if you have any weird stock images, feel free to send them!
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Henry shivered. Kate had a gun, and while he wasn't sure why she had it, he prayed that she didn't want to use it on him. Kate made eye contact with him, and slowly skipped closer to his table. Kate grabbed his food and shook it's can aggressively, a large amount of food particles falling into his home. Henry raced and caught the food in his mouth, nibbling on them when he was finally finished. He was feeling full, Kate didn't usually give him this much food... Was he going to be released? Get a mate? Henry's mind flooded with the possibilities as Kate tightly gripped her gun. Kate spoke, but Henry didn't understand well. Through the blurry water, he saw Kate staring at her phone with an angry and vengeful frown. Her grip was so strong, mad and shaking, she almost broke it.
Kate put the phone down and crept over Henry. She gently grabbed him and took him out of the water, even with Henry's nervous slippering and shaking. "You'll pay with blood!" Kate shouted, shaking her gun and loading it. Henry watched in horror and tried to breathe, to no avail. The first words he understood from his owner were about to be his last. Kate put her finger on the trigger, and looked at Henry one last time.
Bang, went Kate's gun as she pulled the trigger. She miraculously didn't miss, shooting Henry in the mouth. Birds flew off of Kate's land as she realized what she had done, and her neighbors vigorously knocked and rang the bell to her front door. She sobbed and stared at Henry's corpse, his lifeless eyes peering back at her. They almost spoke to her. What have you done, you loveless snide?! The voice in her head hissed and twitched, as she mistook it for Henry screaming at her. She ugly cried as her tears dripped and fell onto Henry's lifeless body. If he was still almost alive, her tears could have given him breath. But he didn't come back. He never came back.
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5 minutes ago, berri said:
Try to grab the knife
That akward moment when a goose stabs you
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3 minutes ago, berri said:
HONK
Poor guy
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18 minutes ago, berri said:
Attack with the knife
GOOSE ATTACK *GONE WRONG* *NOT CLICKBAIT* *WE GOT IN THE HOSPITAL*
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8 hours ago, berri said:
run up to humans
They say pain makes us wiser, and today I shall make these humans the smartest creatures on this plane of existence.
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Lyncitg
Angfy sqqhjreee,
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goose name: Chester The Grim
goose personality: Chester is a very sneaky goose who uses his surroundings to his advantage. He carries a butcher knife with him wherever he goes. He can and will try to get revenge on anyone who has wronged him in one way or another. Also he totally hasn't committed any war crimes.
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16 hours ago, Sky said:
Space caterpillars!
Fluffy caterpillars? Sign me up! I can agree their gaze is a little unnerving, but their tiny little stub legs are so very interesting and adorable. The W mouth also serves to make them more lovable, along with their tiny size. Those markings, too! Odd markings, but welcome markings. A 7/10. Personally, a bit too derpy for my liking, but still interesting critters! Very good for all types of pats or pets, too.
MOMO!
Ah, Momo. Gigantic ears, big nose, curious little look, the perfect recipe for pattableness! The fluff is very adorable, and so are the colors. The skinny hands set me off a bit, but not too much to give it a low score! 9/10 for this fella! Very interesting design that deserves a very nice pat.
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16 hours ago, Flower said:
Ah, le dwarf hamster. Very scritchable, pattable and pettable. A solid 8/10, but not a perfect 10 as you cannot hug ze baby! It's whiskers are very beautiful, and so is it's little face. I can't give too much criticism to something that is already very close to being perfect, so I shall leave it at that.
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Wolfclawgaming had the best character arc, she became a pet bird to other birds and even befriended one of her masters. But then, her friend was killed and she was left for the dead. With no wings, she cowered on the ground, the fear of being killed by another bird or even Wilbur. Then, she became the only bird in the cage, and was given wings. She was soon freed from the cage and she flew into the sunset, taken in by a small village...
Then she disconnected.
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27 minutes ago, berri said:
jumping spider,

Though this is a pettable scale, these little spiders seem much more pattable. Though I am horrified of spiders, I wish to not be biased as these critters seem very nice and polite! Curious and jumpy, they seem. Their little orbs of vision seem like pitch-black goggles, adding to the cuteness and pattness factor. Overall, I'd give them a 7/10, I'd love to pat them! I hope they just don't sneak out of my vision or jump on me...
Ah, the axolotl. Seemingly water aliens that can heal themselves, they appear to be a mixture of a frog and a fish that decided "antennae" look interesting. Their face resembles a smiley face that can be drawn on a piece of paper, their simplicity adding to their cuteness. Scritching these mexican walking fish would be interesting, so I shall give them a 7.5/10. The 0.5 comes from just how peculiar they are, and how much they seem out of this world.
rosy maple moth,

I've heard many people say butterflies are the prettier relatives of moths, but many moth species throw that claim in the trash! Including this one. Just look at those large eyes, unknown mouth and nice colors. Mother Nature is cruel, but she also appears to be a good artist, because the colors on this moth fit together perfectly like puzzle pieces. Those antennae also give a dazzling bonus, so a 8/10 is what these nice, pettable fluffsters shall get.
and the purple tarantula

Ah, big boy tarantulas. Pink, purple and a bit of blue all in one. Their spikeness is very interesting, and I especially like the black and pink pattern in the middle that looks like a watermelon/beach ball. Due to their size, they seem the most pettable, which is why I shall give them 7.7/10. Why an extra 0.7? Legs. Their legs are very nice and spiky.
A nice selection of critters, I must say!
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I'm bored, so why not rate animals based on how pettable they are?
Send me any creature, real or not, and I'll rate them. You can even send fantasy creatures, sci-fi ones, or just animals in your own art style
So, ye.
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Akirameta
Impressive, considering that was on mobile
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gaming cookie
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heyitsgeorgie (djr/hrt*
break out yoyr official black mesa sillt steaw tm!!
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#!Kingdom of Creature!# *A Kingdom War Game*
in Forum Games
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Quick question, can we write contracts to kingdoms we haven't met yet or aren't that close to as long as they're on the same continent?
Another question, can we use our surroundings to our advantage? (E.g. Kingdom A lives in a jungle with man eating plants and poisonous ones, while Kingdom B lives in a forest that doesn't have those plants. If the inhabitants of Kingdom B are not adapted to not be affected by those plants, can Kingdom A lure Kingdom B into their territory and be attacked by those man eating plants, or can Kingdom A poison one of Kingdom B's high ranks?)