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PincerClaw420

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  1. Pay attention to the duke,
    the duke is the most royal lord of all.
    Now purple is just the thing,
    To get me wondering if the duke is imperial.

    I cannot help but stop and look at the feathery turkey.
    Never forget the decorated and light turkey.

    How happy is the cunning duckling!
    Are you upset by how wily it is?
    Does it tear you apart to see the duckling so clever?

    A sidestep, however hard it tries,
    Will always be wooly.
    Down, down, down into the darkness of the sidestep,
    Gently it goes - the soft, the hirsute, the muddled.

    The head that's really wooden,
    Above all others is the chair.
    Now awkward is just the thing,
    To get me wondering if the chair is woody.

    I saw the the annoying tomfool of my generation destroyed,
    How I mourned the goose.
    Does the goose make you shiver?
    does it?

    Also some five star reviews:

    "I will never forget decorated and light turkey thanks to the vivid imagery created by this author."

    - The Daily Tale

    "This poem is so overwritten! Take the scissors to it and cut out all that ridiculous alliteration. Less is more."

    - Enid Kibbler

    "I love poems that beg the reader to bring something to the table. Anonymous brought duck and I brought kittens. It made for quite a weird read, if I'm honest."

    - Hit the Spoof

    "' Duck' is a topic far too neglected in modern poetry. I'm so glad Anonymous chose to tackle it."

    - Zob Gloop

    "With alliteration like 'Down, down, down', this will surely win awards."

    - Betty Borison

    "No, it does not tear me apart to see the the duckling so clever!"

    - Smedley Smoo

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  2. Accordingto all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. The bee movie is a long running joke in the vast ,majority of internet pmedia. It seems I have upgraded my tyiing. 

  3. Creeper, aw man. 

    So we back in the mine got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side side to side.

    This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight night night, diamonds tonight

     

  4. I managed to befriend most of the cats from me local cat gang and I also managed to find Velvet, da grey boi

    I gave em some food and I pet some of them, including the tux looking catto Francis. Also this black and white boi, and this little kitten

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