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PincerClaw420

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  1. Both mosschads are dead 😔 Mosschads stay winning (in the afterlife)
  2. An intelligent move. But actions speak louder than words. Your erasure means nothing.
  3. Of course, the decomp key has been placed on your head. Remember, 20 bodies for an average room. Speaking of rooms, here's yours.
  4. Of course, of course! But you must know the sign at the front is a bit outdated, the price of an average hotel room for a week is no longer just a few bodies. Due to recent cadaver scarcity, the price has been upped to 20 bodies. We understand if you are not able to afford this. But if you are, here is your room! The key to the decomp room has been placed on the counter. Please use it if you wish to pay.
  5. In hell, there is a sense of comfort in knowing that everything results in suffering. Here, you cannot know the outcome of anything. This is worse than hell.
  6. i know this topic is super old but i just think all these subtle/not very subtle hints that point to Cucumber being the impostor are kinda funny
  7. (mod's pronouns are she/her and xey/xem, not they- its ok if you didnt know, though you should probably change it)
  8. ..I see. But no good leader is a one-trick pony! *pulls up the Wikipedia article for Godiano and changes it to past tense*
  9. Gentlefolk, there is an even better way to get rid of this "Godiano" fellow that is even more effective than impeachment! *grabs gun*
  10. I have survived a war and two nukes, I'm sure I can survive this new villain. But firstly, I need to make a gallon of cactus juice. ... ... *gunshot noises or something idk*
  11. It's been quite a while since my last update, hasn't it? I'll admit, it would be a smarter move to not give an update right before I do what I must do, but I must bring hope to the camel riders, and the silenced ones in Cacterra. I've finally gotten my tools and other resources. It took quite a bit of work and time, to go through many jobs and get a small amount of pay in return for my hard work, just to buy a very specific ranged item. But beggars can't be choosers. It took even more to find his location, as he constantly moved, like a fish in water. But I have my spear ready. Now, it'd be foolish to think this one little action of mine could stop anything. I know it will not stop any impending battles or casualties, it will simply slow them. But any action is good action, and I for one am glad to know that the cactus has his guard down in a nearby film theater. As I ride this taxi there and write my letter in this shaky car, all I can hope for is that his Vice President does a better job at establishing peace.
  12. One of the starters has to have bird beak in their genes (recessive or dominant is up to you) mayhaps?
  13. rule suggestion: nichelings with platypus snout must be protected from any and all danger at all costs.
  14. I would have peacefully contained them, you bipedal featherless chicken! Also known as sending them to prison.
  15. I thought I banned child soldiers from the war? That's strange, considering you're serving in the battle and acting like children at the same time. What has this rebellion turned into?
  16. How naïve. Fools, all of you. President Cactus' bloodthirst cannot be quenched no matter how many contracts or "convincing "arguments"" you throw at him. The square doesn't fit in the triangular hole, after all. Believe me, I've tried. I've tried to end this little war in many peaceful ways, all in the past, of course, when my eyes were as bright as yours in believing this would be a mere conflict that could be described in, at most, only a quarter of a page in a history textbook. Those stars in my eyes dimmed quick. I threw prosperities, wealth, luxuries and even my own land at him. He declined my terms, but the one time he accepted, he didn't hold up his end of the bargain. I couldn't cooperate with someone who was so unwilling, someone who knew how many lives, both on his side and mine of the battlefield, would be lost, but he persisted. Stubborn. Wretched. Of course, you can try all you'd like, I'm not stopping you. I'm simply offering a different perspective on things, so that when the light in your eyes slowly dims like my younger self, it will be on your own terms, and not the prickly beast snuffing the glow and replacing it with ashes. And, to quench your curiosity, the thing to finally stop this is coming along well. I'll be able to use it, soon enough. I can't disclose any information, I don't wish to have any moles eating this up and bringing it back to those who might be able to stop me, but I assure you, I'm confident this will work.
  17. "Rules are like necks; they were meant to be broken." -???, ???
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