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PincerClaw420

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  1. Wait, I have an idea, maybe we could record google translate saying Y d t b a a F O F w p t u i l a c w o e c o E O C C t o e t r y l a p p O b E C a y t c a s w e b a a t o and e o t a a b e w s a c t y a C E b O p p a l y r t e o t C C O E o c e o w c a l i u t p w F O F a a b t d Y, then turn it into a picture and find something that way?

    Or, turn some of Dan's pins into audio and hear what he has to say. I'd do it myself, but I'm too lazy right now.

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  2. Reversed, his text reads: 

    .ecnagele fo hcuot a gnidda yb esae htiw ecaps yna etelpmoc ot uoy wolla sriahC evitucexE lufituaeb ruO .yltcefrep ytilanosrep dna elytsefil ruoy stcelfer taht tnemnorivne eciffo eht etaerC .sriahC eciffO evitucexE fo noitcelloc evisnetxe ruo htiw trofmoc dna yruxul ni etamitlu eht edivorp ew erutinruF eciffO tsaF ta dna tseb eht evresed uoY

    However, if we only read the first letter of every word:

    You deserve the best and at Fast Office Furniture we provide the ultimate in luxury and comfort with our extensive collection of Executive Office Chairs. Create the office environment that reflects your lifestyle and personality perfectly. Our beautiful Executive Chairs allow you to complete any space with ease by adding a touch oelegance.

    Y d t b a a F O F w p t u i l a c w o e c o E O C C t o e t r y l a p p O b E C a y t c a s w e b a a t o e

    Have you noticed it? The word "toe" appears two times, at the end after "web" or "baa", and right before "try, lapp". What could this mean?

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  3. 21 minutes ago, mhiahia said:

    We don't have much from Dan, but I am sure he gave us far more that we can comprehend. Let's take a look at his original message:

    Fast office furniture has an enviable reputation for supplying commercial quality office furniture in Brisbane. They have a large range of products for every type of commercial environment. A professional assembly service is also available for their products in most metro areas. They have furniture products to suit every budget. Fast Office Furniture delivers throughout Australia from local warehouses to ensure the safety of your products.

    There are multiple ways he could have hidden a message in there. Perhaps it has something to do with the first letters of the words?

    Fast office furniture has an enviable reputation for supplying commercial quality office furniture in Brisbane. They have a large range of products for every type of commercial environment. A professional assembly service is also available for their products in most metro areas. They have furniture products to suit every budget. Fast Office Furniture delivers throughout Australia from local warehouses to ensure the safety of your products.

    This culminates into the following:

    F o f h a e r f s c q o f i B. T h a l r o p f e t o c e. A p a s i a a f t p i m m a. T h f p t s e b. F O F d t A f l w t e t s o y p.
     

    There are five sentences, with varying amounts of words. 15, 13, 14, 8, 16.  Counting the letters in those sentences (without the spaces in between, since Dan would have likely wanted us to recognize his message without any dilution)  we get: 96, 64, 75, 42, 96. And here we already find the first ounce of divine intention! The first and the last sentence both contain the same amount of words, despite varying when it comes to wordcount. Coincidence? I don't think so.

    Let us dive deeper. We can clearly find divine intent in those two sentences, so I will analyze those more closely.

    Fast office furniture has an enviable reputation for supplying commercial quality office furniture in Brisbane. Or F o f h a e r f s c q o f i B

    Fast Office Furniture delivers throughout Australia from local warehouses to ensure the safety of your products.Or F O F d t A f l w t e t s o y p.
     

    Both of these sentences start with the same three words: Fast office furniture. Strikingly, the capitalization differs both times. A human mistake? Foolish to believe such thing. Daniel Jones has intent. He knows what he is doing and we only need to listen. I will need some time to run the numbers, but rest assured - I will detect the truth in Daniel Jones' wise words.

    Maybe we should investigate his story on fanfiction.net? 

    You deserve the best and at Fast Office Furniture we provide the ultimate in luxury and comfort with our extensive collection of Executive Office Chairs. Create the office environment that reflects your lifestyle and personality perfectly. Our beautiful Executive Chairs allow you to complete any space with ease by adding a touch of elegance.

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  4. Just now, Alyssia said:

    And I didn’t realize this was going to become popular, so I just made the report before this even happened, I’m so sorry...(I suffer with anxiety too I apologize)

    We're talking about the start of a fictional cult here. You were just doing what you thought was best for the forums, it's alright. It's not like you committed first degree murder or violated the geneva convention.

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  5. 2 minutes ago, Alyssia said:

    You know what I realized? This community rarely ever posts about Niche, 98% of the time posts are made in the Off Topic forum, honestly this makes me wanna leave after what I’ve done because I’m only ever here for Niche, I’ve been beta testing the mobile game, and I’ve been helping with the Switch port of the PC game, I don’t wanna leave all that behind though...

    Leaving is your decision, and I understand, but there are still plenty of regular posts in the niche section and plenty of discussion. Besides, it would be expected for the off topic section to have more posts. The niche sub-forum is restricted to only talking about niche, but for the off topic section you can talk about... well, anything. 

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  6. 7 minutes ago, mhiahia said:

    Gonna send this email, hopefully the take me seriously:

    Dear Sales Committee
     
    I was recently made aware of your company and found your furniture to be quite beguiling. The advert was made by Daniel Jones and posted on a rather niche forum. I'd like to personally thank him for his commitment to officeprojects, as well as the fact that he was the one who revealed to me the existence of your website.
    Would it be possible for you to direct me to his business email?
     
    Thanks kindly
     
    mhiahia (In the mail I used my actual name, obviously)
     

    Ok, but do you have a signature?

    uc?export=download&id=1jQldGXeSxyB46aSRu33haVb2jSpzU64h&revid=0ByHHPffg4-lYcDlvbGNGRENPK0toNmhyTEwyZENJSnUrSUNrPQ

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