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4 minutes ago, Broken said:
Who’s your meme seller? I’m just wondering for.... reasons.
Cowbelly...
Let's go, baby!
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Don't mind me, just getting nostalgic over a game trailer.
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@gamingcookie haha would you?? /sssss
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21 hours ago, Certified Baguette Lover said:
Joinen
You watch Joinen too?
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30 minutes ago, MessyMemes said:
Northern
Hope you don't starve ;D
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2 hours ago, Possum Girl said:
(i dont expect you to do all of these
¥ðµ Ðårê µñÐêr꧆ïmå†ê m¥ þðwêr, mðr†ål?
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8 minutes ago, Speedyscout said:
Heya, your request is done! I decided to do some fairly simple markings, hope they look ok. ❤️ Also there are two versions, one with a purple square behind him another without. Here you go!
Tysm! He looks absolutely stunning!
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On 6/21/2020 at 1:45 AM, berri said:
This was supposed to be a normal work day.
But of course, it wasn't. Of course dead chickens rose from the dead just to kill the kitchen staff! OF COURSE THEY ALMOST KILLED SEVERAL OF THEIR COWORKERS ON MANY OCCASIONS!
Ben had enough. The usually quiet and timid chef wanted to uppercut these featherless bipeds into the sun, where they would, for a hot second, cook to the perfect temperature, and then turn to dust. The others wailed like cicadas in an effort to stop him from leaving the only completely safe room, but he didn't listen. To the casual observer, he looked like a honorable fictional knight who had turned to cooking after saving several princesses from many dragons for so long.
His dull sword could easily cut the chickens into pieces if he managed to hold them down long enough, while his frying pan mostly served as a shield, but also as a way to potentially knock out the ground-bound birds. After a few minutes of heroic walking and room checking, Ben found an un-dead meat mass resembling the form of the zombie chickens lying on a cutting board, except it seemed more dead than un-dead. Curiously and hesitantly, he poked at the pink culmination of limbs with his trusty cutting dagger.
But of course it just so happened to grab his knife and poke at him with a two-pronged fork! It didn't sting even a tiny bit, but it sure as heaven did shock him and send him tripping backwards. Ben eeked loudly, somehow unsettling the blind and deaf gathering of cells, sending it jumping onto his stomach, landing onto the pointed and thrown cutting fork. A bit of blood sploshed out of Ben's stomach, soon trickling down his hips and onto the white and black checkered floor.
"YOU-" The man, the myth, the legend who was about to strangle a zombie bird, resisted the urge to curse. Just like the chicken's position and thought of winning, the tables were turned upside down as the skin-covered mammal shrieked with all his might, jumping at the meat sack and stabbing it with his kitchen knife. Like a child shoved into a lake, the soon-to-be-dish flailed around with it's short meaty limbs, the man on top of it laughing like a maniac at the thought of killing an evil animal with a knife and his bare hands.
The chicken stopped moving all together. Fallen blood and tears dropped and slid down the bird's silky, fleshy body. "Are you proud of me, mommy?! ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!?" Ben breathed heavily and howled with anger. The un-dead dead chicken was just the first obstacle in this chapter of Ben's life, but now soon he would need to face the emotional and mental ones as well.
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Currently obsessed with the OFF and (please dont search up this next one) LISA soundtrack
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19 minutes ago, MessyMemes said:
I know, they had only 25 food left, and I didn't want them to starve once they got to the island. I also like to think maybe others who didn't go wanted to stay and explore the rest of their home island.
Don't worry, it's not about most of the nichelings staying, it's just that I remember ports had a maximum limit of 10 tiles and minimum of 4. Just thought it was cool there were more than 10 on the switch version.
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6 minutes ago, MessyMemes said:
"Is everyone who is well enough to travel accounted for?" Rono asked, and was happy when he heard a chorus of multiple yes. The flowers around their feet were soft, a new beginning for the tribe. Rono led the way to the island, as he jump from the rock into the water. Many of the other fishy nichlings swam alongside their land-bound brethren.
Wait, there are 10 nichelings on the ports... but more than 10 tiles on the ports... wow
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5 minutes ago, Lilyturf said:
(this whole war thing in general. it's fun)
oh, got it. Youre right, there arent too many war-active team cactus members... Might spice things up with an alt account...
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6 minutes ago, Lilyturf said:
(Wouldn't it be boring if you had to fight against only imaginary enemies?)
(Are you talking about the playthrough or?)
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PincerClaw420 HomeThread: Sure is!
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Anxiety Squad! Grab your popcorn, meat shields!