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PincerClaw420

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  1. I'm comin home, it's late again
  2. Hope you don't starve ;D
  3. ¥ðµ Ðårê µñÐêr꧆ïmå†ê m¥ þðwêr, mðr†ål?
  4. Tysm! He looks absolutely stunning!
  5. This was supposed to be a normal work day. But of course, it wasn't. Of course dead chickens rose from the dead just to kill the kitchen staff! OF COURSE THEY ALMOST KILLED SEVERAL OF THEIR COWORKERS ON MANY OCCASIONS! Ben had enough. The usually quiet and timid chef wanted to uppercut these featherless bipeds into the sun, where they would, for a hot second, cook to the perfect temperature, and then turn to dust. The others wailed like cicadas in an effort to stop him from leaving the only completely safe room, but he didn't listen. To the casual observer, he looked like a honorable fictional knight who had turned to cooking after saving several princesses from many dragons for so long. His dull sword could easily cut the chickens into pieces if he managed to hold them down long enough, while his frying pan mostly served as a shield, but also as a way to potentially knock out the ground-bound birds. After a few minutes of heroic walking and room checking, Ben found an un-dead meat mass resembling the form of the zombie chickens lying on a cutting board, except it seemed more dead than un-dead. Curiously and hesitantly, he poked at the pink culmination of limbs with his trusty cutting dagger. But of course it just so happened to grab his knife and poke at him with a two-pronged fork! It didn't sting even a tiny bit, but it sure as heaven did shock him and send him tripping backwards. Ben eeked loudly, somehow unsettling the blind and deaf gathering of cells, sending it jumping onto his stomach, landing onto the pointed and thrown cutting fork. A bit of blood sploshed out of Ben's stomach, soon trickling down his hips and onto the white and black checkered floor. "YOU-" The man, the myth, the legend who was about to strangle a zombie bird, resisted the urge to curse. Just like the chicken's position and thought of winning, the tables were turned upside down as the skin-covered mammal shrieked with all his might, jumping at the meat sack and stabbing it with his kitchen knife. Like a child shoved into a lake, the soon-to-be-dish flailed around with it's short meaty limbs, the man on top of it laughing like a maniac at the thought of killing an evil animal with a knife and his bare hands. The chicken stopped moving all together. Fallen blood and tears dropped and slid down the bird's silky, fleshy body. "Are you proud of me, mommy?! ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!?" Ben breathed heavily and howled with anger. The un-dead dead chicken was just the first obstacle in this chapter of Ben's life, but now soon he would need to face the emotional and mental ones as well.
  6. Currently obsessed with the OFF and (please dont search up this next one) LISA soundtrack
  7. Don't worry, it's not about most of the nichelings staying, it's just that I remember ports had a maximum limit of 10 tiles and minimum of 4. Just thought it was cool there were more than 10 on the switch version.
  8. Wait, there are 10 nichelings on the ports... but more than 10 tiles on the ports... wow
  9. Everybody gangsta til' the war about fictional cacti start gettin' political
  10. Yooo those switch graphics look sick!
  11. oh, got it. Youre right, there arent too many war-active team cactus members... Might spice things up with an alt account...
  12. (Are you talking about the playthrough or?)
  13. (Whad'ya mean?)
  14. Did they choose those spikes? No. Did you choose the wrong side of the war? Yes.
  15. Goodbye, Fraseith. You'll probably be missed.
  16. OF COURSE he has water body...
  17. Another girl, hopefully we get a male soon, preferably from Uth'orn the digging wanderer...
  18. Zoal'li inherited her mothers digging paw! Also, good to know most of the tribe has horns by now.
  19. The first child of the newest generation!
  20. Both the starters are dead, and Mister Sick is now the main breeding male... At least there's a bunny-hugging wanderer over there... Aaaand the camel riders are getting much bigger!
  21. Not bad, but we're probably gonna let you freeze, with the double c immunity and webbed paw...
  22. Lets see what dwells in the depths of the ice...
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