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  1. 5 minutes ago, Zixvir said:

    lisa doesn't support sir cactus.

    ...sadly, for them. Even saying they might try eating a camel is a good-enough reason for them to not be allowed in Frelnum. It's a shame they don't have anywhere to go, but there are many tough decisions to make as a leader during a war. It's best we don't potentially lose our war camels, rather than welcoming a new member into our ranks.

  2. 9 hours ago, Lisa said:

    Hmm....

    That's a hard one...

    Can i eat the camels as well? I am a wolf.

    -A

    ЭТО КАННИБАЛИЗМ! ЧТО ДУРАК ОБ ЭТОМ ДУМАЕТ ?! Я буду носить твои кости, как броню, если ты еще раз предложишь! 

    *cough*

  3. 4 minutes ago, Zixvir said:

    sir cactus is a defender bear

    Sir Cactus is a defender bear

    The man isn't bright, but I assure you he wouldn't stoop that low, to spread lies about someone being something they aren't, while he himself is that something.

  4. This man has been lying for far too long, and today, my comrades, will be the day his lies are revealed to everyone, and the day the truth finally reaches everyone's ears.

    For the many centuries Cacterra and Frelnum have existed, our nations had been mostly neutral towards eachother. Sometimes, we were allies, while other times we were at war with eachother. The alliances were peaceful, and the wars were extremely large and violent. After President Cactus' Great-Grandfather, Succulatte, and my own mother, Cattus Gladius, stopped the Honin'Sun from demolishing our nations, only then did an era of peace begin. Cacterrians still didn't overly like Frelnumians and vice versa, but the conflict was generally dying down.

    Until President Olive Joy was announced dead.

    While the man still had his faults, generally, he was well-liked among Cacterrians and even celebrated on occasions. Most thought of him as one of the greatest leaders, as his decisions had very few consequences, but there were always the few that didn't agree with him. Still, his death shocked many, and his family recieved plentiful gifts to ease the pain of losing Olive. Though his cause of death was said to be natural, many were skeptical. And they were right to be! The next president was obviously going to be Sir Cactus, so some assumed he had a part in Olive's death. Even though theories were circulating, news websites rarely talked about his potential involvement with Olive's death, and the ones that did were extremely small.

    Then this image was leaked.

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    Several protests arose, trying to get President Cactus to answer if he killed Joy. Through every single one of them, he never gave a clear answer and only responded with violence. Cacterrians were extremely tired, and as such the protests died down. However, King Pineskull V still continued to try to get answers by using a defender bear. The defender bear was mercilessly killed by one of President Cactus's bodyguards, which scared the king into retreating back into his kingdom. During this mental hiatus, President Cactus, along with the help of Donald Trunk, accused the swimming-bodied king of evading taxes, torturing innocents, killing his father, and having an affair with Gregorios Pankin and Schnoitzela Filberg.

    The moment Pineskull tried defending himself, the two presidents laughed and said "If that fin body of yours gives you the ability to spout such lies, maybe it would be best for your kind to no longer exist."

    The day afterwards, Donald Trunk mysteriously died and Frelnum, after hearing the news, began a revolution to dethrone President Cactus and urged Cacterra's civilians to join them. Many joined the revolution, while others defended Sir Cactus, believing he was innocent.

    After Empress Hot Spring was imprisoned, President Cactus attempted to spread lies about someone opposing him once again, this time trying to defame Pincer Gladius, A.K.A. me. That was easily debunked, though.

    ...

    It was hard not to burst while talking about everything this horrible man has done. I assure you, there is possibly more evidence to suggest he did many even more terrible things that we do not know of yet. If you still support President Cactus after this speech, mercy will not be shown to you.

    ...

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  5. 17 minutes ago, mhiahia said:

    Empress Hot Spring is offering top secret informations concerning President Cactus. In exchange she wishes to keep her life and to be exiled.

    My comrades, this is obviously a trap. If the empress herself is indeed exiled after giving the information, she has nowhere to go! President Cactus has all the power now, and his entire country believes EHS is dead. I assure you, they won't welcome her in with open arms. Several large protests against her in the past prove that.

  6. 16 minutes ago, mhiahia said:

    President Cactus is now starting a campaign to informs his people that the oppostition supports defender bears and wishes to help them achieve world domination.

    In fact, their leader is a defender bear under a suit.

    Lies and slander! I am a cat, and that is what I always will be! I am not a puny misplaced fiddle stick bear! Let's see how he likes it when WE make a campaign to inform his people of his treacherous actions.

    My presidential speech will be held tomorrow. I hope our enemies can make it in time to hear the news of how many cares I give.

  7. 5 minutes ago, gamingcookie said:

    The year is 2021. The forum has completely split into two parts: Camel Riders and Team Cactus. There is no in between, and no way to avoid belonging to either. The only time you would speak to someone belonging to the other side is in battle.

    The future is bright!

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