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PincerClaw420

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  1. Wishalwopaed FIN-TAAAATUC (shezb÷÷-)
  2. Certified Baguette allvef Go chekc put Ath pf totsns (she.her)
  3. The manager angrily stared. They sold their soul for this. The woman needed to learn. "SPIZNU!" They chanted, their face and mouth becoming larger and larger with every chant and the world slowly turning darker. A buff goat-headed demon rose out of the ground, the floor trembling and breaking, revealing hot and thick magma and lava underneath. As the dark demon settled his thick hooves on the floor, it started to shake even more as the earth's surface collapsed into the lava. The only creatures left were now the cryptids, cats and creatures living in the mountains, Antarctica, Arctic and sewers. "Atwhay oday ouyay antway?" He spoke in the darkest and creepiest of tones, claws becoming sharper as if he was about to purge the almost un-inhabitable land of any and all sin. As the original gluttonous creature croaked, the goat-man's arrow tail curled around the globe and tightened it. The planet, shook, as it divided into two halves, completely seperating the gluttonous demon and Karen, the only thing connecting the two halves being the burning lava. That and pipes containing rats and water.
  4. Goldfsh, the- SNAP THAT CHILD'S BACK
  5. "Comrade, you have underestimated my power." It said, it's body splitting into half sideways from the mouth. As every child tried to attack, the creature kept on mercilessly gobbling them up and grinding them into bits, it's size growing little by little with every offspring and infant eaten. "Feed me more, peasant." It spat.
  6. "Miss, I am the manager." The employed teenager said as they gobbled the customer's children, named Jayden, Hayden and Hunter.
  7. I'm sorry sir but we only serve meatballs and soda, we only have lemonade for customers who wish to speak to the manager and have a specific haircut. Specifically for their eyes
  8. I know I've posted this before, but,,, we need this
  9. 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
  10. Legend of korra
  11. @gamingcookie What's your current opinion on LoK? Just curious.
  12. Funny!!! (Warning: Talks about murder, blood and body dismemberment) (will delete it if needed, just pm me) https://youtu.be/brH_SlokAN0
  13. Who was the giant rat? Why did one of the rats commit sudoku? Tune in next time, on rats!
  14. This song is also pretty neat
  15. Currently obsessed with these songs https://youtu.be/J1c2KzJbcGA (Youtube did not allow embedding of this video??
  16. Imagine the title, but out of context
  17. Apparently my heart is pizza??? How am I able to function? I need to visit the doctor I have a serious case of pizzacor it seems! Ngl the chinese zodiac signs seem cooler imo, rats for life
  18. Lobster Energy Drink
  19. My skin is as spiky as the tongue of a tiger, oh Divine Shrimp
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