TundraKitsune

Yes raté me again why did my phone autocorrect rate to that

here comes a meteor *BOOM* and the dinosaurs are gone :((

We're quoting "history of the entire world, i guess". It's a youtube video

oh heck, now everything’s dead just kidding, here are the survivors! keep your eye on this one because it’s about to become the dinosaurs

aaaaaaand, now everything’s huge. including bugs

okay, so i can go on land, but i have to go back in the water to have babies

Oh, update on that because this is my thread and I can do what I want: BASK IN THEIR GLORY I bought the familiar just for this and it was worth all 51 gems

now the animals can go on land! come on, animals! let's go on land! :DD

it's a sponge! it's a plant! it's a worm! and some other kinds weird strange water bugs, and strange fish it's the Cambrian Explosion! "wow, that's animals and stuff"

Tired of living at the bottom of the ocean? Now you can eat sunlight! Using a revolutionary technique, you can convert sunlight into food ♪ Taste the Sun! ♪ (tm) side effect: now there's oxygen everywhere and the sky's blue

oh cool, like a plant or an animal? NO A microscopic speck! It lives on the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup, which is being served hot and fresh made from gnarly space ingredients left over from when it was raining rocks or whatever

weather update: it’s raining rocks from outer space weather update: those rocks might have had water inside them and now there’s hot steam in the sky weather update: cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava weather update: it’s raining

I’m fairly active!

Like this ball of flaming rocks, for example!

Bigger stars burn out and die with passion! Which makes some brand new, way crazier stuff space dust!