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  1. Got a map. I love these things

    Let's look at Greenland

    It's made of ice

    It could melt, that would be pretty interesting...

    I'm getting ahead of myself 🎵

    If someone tells you they live in Greenland, they probably live in its capital city, Nuuk

    Nuuk 🎵

    There's a school, a bus, a mall, a church and a very wavy building to do concerts

    I'll be up here on a pedestal holding my stick

    I'm the founder (he's the founder) 🎵

    Guess where i'm from. That's right!

    I came here to make everyone christian

    Someone did that before, but it wore off, so i came here to do it again

    It was a smashing success, and now i'm a statue in three places!

    Want to learn more about Greenland?

    Too bad, i'm going to tell you about Mexico

    Used to be bigger

    Let's go to clipperton

    Never mind, there's nobody there, but there's boobys, if you're interested

    The capital of Mexico is Mexico City, seems plausible

    But wait, it's Aztec! 🎵

    That's true, before Europe invaded, the Aztec capital of the world was right there

    But then Cortes came and smashed it 🎵

    Meanwhile, still unsmashed, is the Inca Empire

    Very powerful, unique empire

    No wheels in this empire, very powerful nonetheess

    Until...

    Francisco Pizarro

    Came and smashed it 🎵

    Join me now as i sail over the Andes mountains and contemplate the vast spiritual emptiness of doing a video without a topic

    Surely i've frolicked too hard. I shall search for my punishment

    Here's Antarctica, they must have lots of punishments there

    "Yes, hello, i'd like to be punished"

    (grumbling) "Do you have an appointment..."

    "No, i was just in the neighborhood and-"

    "punish"

    "HOORAY!"

    Well, i guess that concludes this episode, and i know i forgot to talk about velcro, but we'll mention that in another episode

  2. Just now, TundraKitsune said:

    Ok, I think that's enough google translated songs on my homebase. (No hard feelings, I love them!)

    (Hey, you could make a Bill Wurtz reference out of this!)

    "Thanks for invading my homethread," said Tundra who is starting to get tired of people invading their homethread.

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  3. And now, the translated:

    like.
    You are floating on rocks in space.
    Cool, right?
    Some of them are water.
    [REDACTED], in fact, most of it is water.
    I didn't buy a boat, I couldn't even get there from here.
    This is sad.
    I'm sad.
    I miss you.
    How did this happen?
    A long time ago, there was never actually, and now there is nothing to go.
    When?
    never.
    It makes sense, right?
    As I said, it didn't happen.
    Nothing at all.
    This is why it is everywhere.
    It's everywhere you don't need it.
    You don't even need to be there.
    This is every aspect of it.
    Forget about this.
    I want to do something.
    Go somewhere.
    Do something.
    I want to change something.
    I want to invent time and space.
    I know this is possible because everything is here and it may have happened.
    I just don't know when to start.
    And this is where it started.
    Wow, I stopped.
    I think there is a universe now.
    What is this done?
    Quark and things
    Ah, that is a good thing.
    In one place.
    Don't like it?
    Try a new place.
    TM at different times.
    Try to unite because the world will get bigger.
    And more emptiness.
    But it is not empty yet.
    It is still very full, about tens of millions of degrees.

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  4. 33 minutes ago, Meron'nikeringu said:

    Okay

    so basically, do you have a screenshot of the Google translated version?

    Do you have a link to the lyrics?

    I'll show a snippet of the script, both normal and translated, since it's really long...

    Oh, and also, the script does contain some swearing, so I'll be censoring them. You'll see [REDACTED] when I do

     

    Here's the normal one (I stole borrowed it from a reddit post):

    hi.

    you're on a rock floating in space.

    pretty cool, huh?

    some of it's water.

    [REDACTED] it, actually most of it's water.

    i can't even get from here to there without buying a boat.

    it's sad.

    i'm sad.

    i miss you.

    how did this happen?

    a long time ago, actually never, and also now, nothing is nowhere.

    when?

    never.

    makes sense, right?

    like i said, it didn't happen.

    nothing was never anywhere.

    that's why it's been everywhere.

    it's been so everywhere you don't need a where.

    you don't even need a when.

    that's how every it gets.

    forget this.

    i wanna be something.

    go somewhere.

    do something.

    i want things to change.

    i want to invent time and space.

    and i know it's possible because everything is here and it probably already happened.

    i just don't know when to start.

    and that's exactly where it started.

    whoa, i paused it.

    i think there's a universe now.

    what's it made of?

    quarks & stuff

    ah, that's a thing.

    in a place.

    don't like it?

    try a new place.

    at a different time™.

    try to stick together, because the world is gonna get bigger.

    and emptier.

    but it's not empty yet.

    it's still very full, and about a kjghpillion degrees.

     

    (That's not the whole script, just all I'm going to show for now. Like I said, it's long)

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  5. 1 minute ago, gamingcookie said:

    not anymor ethe ress a blanfkdet

    Now the anumals can go on land

    Come on anumals, lert's go on land!

    Nope, can'y walk yet.

    And tere's no food yet so I son't care.

    Ok, will you lwearn tyo walk if tehre's plants up here?

    "Maybe" said some bugs. And fish.

    Ok, so I can go on land, but I have to go back in teh water tyo Have babies

    Learn to use an egg

    "I was already doing that"

    Use a stronger egg. Put water in it. Have a baby on land, in an egg.

    Water is in teh egg. BNaby in the egg in teh water in the egg.

    Works for me

    Bye byr ocean

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