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TundraKitsune

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  1. Soap tips Things you can do with soap (or ways to use soap) Buy soap Get it from the store, or just rent it Take it home Wash your house Invite some friends over, talk about soap They're not interested in soap, that's too bad Move to Canada You can wash Canada! Nope, it's already clean (soap thoughts) I wonder if soap comes from the natural process of evolution or if it was a gift from God? Knock, knock, it's the soap gods! "Quick survey about the soap: 1. how are you liking the soap so far?" "It's ok" "That's good. We're gonna make more of it, except you will like it more because it will taste better and be more addictive" Let's go to Africa and find love in the jungle! 🎡 Found it. I also found some soap! part II: advanced techniques Teleport some soap Teleport yourself and leave the soap where it is Try this one: you can walk 100 miles and the soap will be there when you get there because you sent it through the postal system Oh no, it's a natural disaster I wonder what would happen if you took soap, and combined it with soap, and merged their properties and characteristics? It's something to think about Anyway i hope you liked my video Special thanks to all the soap!
  2. Got a map. I love these things Let's look at Greenland It's made of ice It could melt, that would be pretty interesting... I'm getting ahead of myself 🎡 If someone tells you they live in Greenland, they probably live in its capital city, Nuuk Nuuk 🎡 There's a school, a bus, a mall, a church and a very wavy building to do concerts I'll be up here on a pedestal holding my stick I'm the founder (he's the founder) 🎡 Guess where i'm from. That's right! I came here to make everyone christian Someone did that before, but it wore off, so i came here to do it again It was a smashing success, and now i'm a statue in three places! Want to learn more about Greenland? Too bad, i'm going to tell you about Mexico Used to be bigger Let's go to clipperton Never mind, there's nobody there, but there's boobys, if you're interested The capital of Mexico is Mexico City, seems plausible But wait, it's Aztec! 🎡 That's true, before Europe invaded, the Aztec capital of the world was right there But then Cortes came and smashed it 🎡 Meanwhile, still unsmashed, is the Inca Empire Very powerful, unique empire No wheels in this empire, very powerful nonetheess Until... Francisco Pizarro Came and smashed it 🎡 Join me now as i sail over the Andes mountains and contemplate the vast spiritual emptiness of doing a video without a topic Surely i've frolicked too hard. I shall search for my punishment Here's Antarctica, they must have lots of punishments there "Yes, hello, i'd like to be punished" (grumbling) "Do you have an appointment..." "No, i was just in the neighborhood and-" "punish" "HOORAY!" Well, i guess that concludes this episode, and i know i forgot to talk about velcro, but we'll mention that in another episode
  3. (Hey, you could make a Bill Wurtz reference out of this!) "Thanks for invading my homethread," said Tundra who is starting to get tired of people invading their homethread.
  4. Ok, I think that's enough google translated songs on my homebase. (No hard feelings, I love them!) EDIT: For now! Maybe we can have more at some other time
  5. I WILL TAKE YOUR LUNCH AWAY FROM YOU YOU CANNOT SEDUCE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE I'M HAVING ICE CREAM TIME TO GET D R U N K
  6. compressed diabetic watermelon THE WATERMELONS RETURN HELP US
  7. I'm literally 22 seconds in, and I'm already laughing L I S T E N I N G T O Q U A R T Z R O C K S
  8. Anyways, on a completely separate note... "A rabbit has two ears; a rabbit has two eyes, two nostrils. Our two warrens ought to be like that. They ought to be together - not fighting." (I'm going to be honest, I'm not super happy with this...)
  9. I A M T H E C O N F E D E R A T E A R M Y
  10. "You and I have tightly linked the agricultural economy and all the activated meals"
  11. "I like shapes" #relate
  12. I believe it's https://photomosh.com/
  13. It's alright, I appreciate quotes of all kinds! (g r a d u a l l y watermelon) (maybe we should make that a meme on the forum )
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  15. Also, when I said quotes, I was referring to quotes from Hazel x3
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  17. Doing Hazel's drawing! Not putting it here because I'm l a z y (Need to find a good quote)
  18. Why do I find that so funny?
  19. And now, the translated: like. You are floating on rocks in space. Cool, right? Some of them are water. [REDACTED], in fact, most of it is water. I didn't buy a boat, I couldn't even get there from here. This is sad. I'm sad. I miss you. How did this happen? A long time ago, there was never actually, and now there is nothing to go. When? never. It makes sense, right? As I said, it didn't happen. Nothing at all. This is why it is everywhere. It's everywhere you don't need it. You don't even need to be there. This is every aspect of it. Forget about this. I want to do something. Go somewhere. Do something. I want to change something. I want to invent time and space. I know this is possible because everything is here and it may have happened. I just don't know when to start. And this is where it started. Wow, I stopped. I think there is a universe now. What is this done? Quark and things Ah, that is a good thing. In one place. Don't like it? Try a new place. TM at different times. Try to unite because the world will get bigger. And more emptiness. But it is not empty yet. It is still very full, about tens of millions of degrees.
  20. I'll show a snippet of the script, both normal and translated, since it's really long... Oh, and also, the script does contain some swearing, so I'll be censoring them. You'll see [REDACTED] when I do Here's the normal one (I stole borrowed it from a reddit post): hi. you're on a rock floating in space. pretty cool, huh? some of it's water. [REDACTED] it, actually most of it's water. i can't even get from here to there without buying a boat. it's sad. i'm sad. i miss you. how did this happen? a long time ago, actually never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. when? never. makes sense, right? like i said, it didn't happen. nothing was never anywhere. that's why it's been everywhere. it's been so everywhere you don't need a where. you don't even need a when. that's how every it gets. forget this. i wanna be something. go somewhere. do something. i want things to change. i want to invent time and space. and i know it's possible because everything is here and it probably already happened. i just don't know when to start. and that's exactly where it started. whoa, i paused it. i think there's a universe now. what's it made of? quarks & stuff ah, that's a thing. in a place. don't like it? try a new place. at a different timeβ„’. try to stick together, because the world is gonna get bigger. and emptier. but it's not empty yet. it's still very full, and about a kjghpillion degrees. (That's not the whole script, just all I'm going to show for now. Like I said, it's long)
  21. Now the anumals can go on land Come on anumals, lert's go on land! Nope, can'y walk yet. And tere's no food yet so I son't care. Ok, will you lwearn tyo walk if tehre's plants up here? "Maybe" said some bugs. And fish. Ok, so I can go on land, but I have to go back in teh water tyo Have babies Learn to use an egg "I was already doing that" Use a stronger egg. Put water in it. Have a baby on land, in an egg. Water is in teh egg. BNaby in the egg in teh water in the egg. Works for me Bye byr ocean
  22. What exactly do you mean by that?
  23. I recently put "history of the entire world, i guess" through google translate. The results are interesting to say the least.
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