Here's a version of The Hare and the Tortoise that I rewrote and I'm not gonna get the actual thing because I don't feel like it and there are too many versions:
A hare was laughing at a tortoise's stubby legs and slowness, when the tortoise said, "You are very fast, but I will beat you in a race." The hare thought what the tortoise claimed was impossible, but he accepted the tortoise's challenge. They decided a fox should set up the race. The hare and tortoise got together on the decided day and started the race. The tortoise was going slowly but never stopped for a moment. The hare didn't care much about the race, and laid down next to the track, and he fell asleep. When the hare woke up he ran as fast as he could to the finish and saw the tortoise there, dozing off.
A coney was cracking up at a testudinal's stumpy stumps and lethargy, when the testudinal forenamed, "You are very hypersonic, but I will shoot ahead of you in an engagement." The coney hypothesized what the testudinal had dibs on was way out, but he unopposed the testudinal's summons to contest. They arrived at the conclusion that a lobo should set up the engagement. The coney and testudinal got in unison on the undisputed bright and commenced the engagement. The cookie of gaming then got lazy and I'm not going to synonym the rest because it takes a while I might do it another time