(Idk how these characters interact with each other so I apologize if these are not funny/accurate)
Amalthea: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!Perseria: Okay, can you do the dishes?Amalthea: No!
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Gallus: *closes a cabinet**a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*Perseria: What was that?Gallus: The sound of someone else's problem.
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Perseria: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!Gallus: Apparently, we're not.
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Amalthea: I have a bad feeling about this...Perseria: What do you mean?Amalthea: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?Perseria: No?Gallus: That actually explains so much.
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Perseria: All of your existences are confusing.The Squad: How so?Perseria: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
(I only know windy so I apologize if these aren't accurate/funny)
Windypaw: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?Deerskin, cooking the fish: What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up.
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Windypaw: Don’t you have any dignity, Riddle?Riddle: Uh, no.
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Deerskin, watching Windypaw do something stupid: Riddle, you're officially only the second highest risk here.Riddle: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—Deerskin: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.
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Deerskin: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.Windypaw: That’s a snake.
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Riddle: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?