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  1. 3 minutes ago, Modiano said:

    Gallus

    Amalthea

    Perseria

    (Idk how these characters interact with each other so I apologize if these are not funny/accurate)

    Amalthea: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!
    Perseria: Okay, can you do the dishes?
    Amalthea: No!

    -

    Gallus: *closes a cabinet*
    *a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
    Perseria: What was that?
    Gallus: The sound of someone else's problem.

    -

    Perseria: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
    Gallus: Apparently, we're not.

    -

    Amalthea: I have a bad feeling about this...
    Perseria: What do you mean?
    Amalthea: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
    Perseria: No?
    Gallus: That actually explains so much.

    -

    Perseria: All of your existences are confusing.
    The Squad: How so?
    Perseria: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

    2 minutes ago, Tornado said:

    Riddle

    Deerskin

    Windypaw

    (I only know windy so I apologize if these aren't accurate/funny)

    Windypaw: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?
    Deerskin, cooking the fish: What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up.

    -

    Windypaw: Don’t you have any dignity, Riddle?
    Riddle: Uh, no.

    -

    Deerskin, watching Windypaw do something stupid: Riddle, you're officially only the second highest risk here.
    Riddle: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—
    Deerskin: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.

    -

    Deerskin: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.
    Windypaw: That’s a snake.

    -

    Riddle: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

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