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On 7/6/2021 at 12:38 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:
Adding to this, I can see Green doing crazy weird stuff. Some examples are Green drinking vinegar and drinking toast she put in the blender
I would eat vinigar irl. Not toast though. I hate it by itself. Though it might be an improvement.
On 7/6/2021 at 12:55 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:incorrect quotes:
Polly: Hey Green can I get a sip of your water?
Green: It's not water.
Polly: Vodka, I like your style!
Green: It's vinegar.
Polly: Wh-Wha-
Green: It's vinegar, COWARD.Polly: What are your goals?
Green: To pet all the dogs.
Polly: No, fitness goals.
Green: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.Polly: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Green: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Polly: No! Four to five seconds!
Green: Too late!!!Polly: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Green: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.Polly: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Green's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out... (Uh this may be leading to some canon backstory for green O^O)
I want this to be canon but the lore makes green hate polly.
On 7/6/2021 at 12:56 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:more:
Polly, tending to Green's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Green: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.Polly: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Green: Stop romanticizing the past.Polly: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Green: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Polly, desperately, as Green bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Green: Oh! B positive.
Polly: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Green:Polly: It’s dark in here
Green: Don’t worry dude I got this
Green: *Stomps their feet*
Green: *Skechers light up*The b positive.
Should say B Plus. I want all of this to be canon but everyone hates eachother in lore. I only hate one person so far, and it's not really gonna stay like that any longer
On 7/6/2021 at 4:28 PM, Ranboo but a lot worse said:I like shoving food in my mouth irl. I also like the Children thing that you also discuss later but I want it to be canon.
I would do this in plot and in real life.
I am gonna make this happen.
On 7/6/2021 at 4:38 PM, Ranboo but a lot worse said:dandelions are actually edible.
On 7/6/2021 at 4:39 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:alr green officially thinks dandelions are edible it's canon
THEY ARE EDIBLE. Just don't eat the fertilizer or pesticide.
we don't have that with our tech though.
On 7/6/2021 at 4:41 PM, Ranboo but a lot worse said:all of these are from shows.
On 7/6/2021 at 4:46 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:*The group is getting into the car*
Arsoncake: I’m driving.
Polly, out of view: Shotgun!
Green, turning to face Polly: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Polly: WOAH-
Polly, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*GO TRAUMA TRIO GO! (I want them to get together but everyone hates everyone)
On 7/6/2021 at 4:47 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:Arsoncake: If you had to choose between Polly and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Green: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Polly: Green!
Arsoncake: 63 cents.
Green: I'll take the money.
Polly: GREEN!!!Awwwww.
On 7/6/2021 at 4:50 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:this is canon
On 7/6/2021 at 4:52 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:Yes this happened
The sheer impulse.
I am gonna kidnap everyone in plot.
I will own everyone.
On 7/6/2021 at 5:01 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:Arsoncake: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Polly: Put spaghetti in it.
Arsoncake: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Green: Put spaghetti in it.
Arsoncake: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Ghostcake: Put spaghetti in it.
Arsoncake: I'm no longer taking suggestions.This is definitly from a show.
On 7/6/2021 at 5:02 PM, Polly said:This is perfect to what they think.
But it can't happen.
AGGGG
On 7/6/2021 at 5:15 PM, Ranboo but a lot worse said:They aren’t capable to handle themselves so yes (I would say it’s more of like an older sister thing)
I have to kidnap all of you and legally make you a family.
On 7/6/2021 at 5:14 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:Ok the new thing is that polly and green are kinda like siblings and duocake is the parent then?
I'm the Joe on the side of the road that actually reappears.
also the family is:
adopted.
closer than a normal family could ever be.
Once this happens in plot we must have at least 1 anime moment
On 7/6/2021 at 5:16 PM, Ranboo but a lot worse said:I enjoy shipping.
On 7/6/2021 at 5:46 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:I'm back
*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Duocake: Thanks fam!
Polly: oh no
Green: *cries* I love you too
zix: Sounds fake but okay
mod: *A flustered mess*
eevee: can i get a refundYeah I'm not quick to trust that.
Irl and in plot.
I know this is from a show so I guess we are a tv show.
On 7/6/2021 at 5:48 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:Duocake: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Polly: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Green: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
zix: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
mod: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
eevee:
eevee: I have emotional scars.I have an actual dumb scar story irl.
I bumped into a pole at school outside during dismissal because I was hiding from a patrol(person who tells you to wait for your parents)
On 7/6/2021 at 5:49 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:*The squad is over at Duocake's house*
Polly: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Duocake: ... N-No...
Duocake, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Polly, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Green: I see a-
Duocake, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Polly: Oh, well I-
Duocake: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Duocake, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
zix: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
mod: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Duocake: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Duocake: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Duocake, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Duocake: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
eevee, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Duocake:
Polly: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Duocake:
Duocake, [duck]ing ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENSI am definitly me in this.
On 7/6/2021 at 5:50 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:Duocake: Rules are made to be broken.
Polly: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Green: Uh, piñatas.
zix: Glow sticks.
mod: Karate boards.
eevee: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Duocake: Rules.
Polly:again, I somehow fit in this.
Though I don't know what I would actually say.
probably something like bedrock.
On 7/6/2021 at 5:51 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:Duocake: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Polly: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Green: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Polly, learn to listen.
zix: What if it bites itself and I die?
mod: That’s voodoo.
eevee: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Polly: That’s correlation, not causation.
zix: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
mod: That’s [No]
Duocake: Oh my God.I don't know what the [no] represents.
I would definitly ask this though.
and I would definetly not know what it actually is.
On 7/6/2021 at 5:51 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:Duocake, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Polly: Hey.
Green: Hi.
zix: Hello.
mod: Hey!
Duocake: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
eevee: We were out of Doritos.We are now a 90's sitcom.
I watched one.
in that there is a running gag with love between 2 characters.
in one they both get stuck in an elevator and talk about love.
One says that they wouldn''t find the right person for them if they fell from the sky.
The other character then falls from the ceiling of the elevator as they were stuck up there from what I didn't mention from the scene.
So they fell from the sky.
On 7/6/2021 at 5:52 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Duocake: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Polly: ...I did. I broke it.
Duocake: No. No you didn't. Green?
Green: Don't look at me. Look at zix.
zix: What?! I didn't break it.
Green: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
zix: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Green: Suspicious.
zix: No, it's not!
mod: If it matters, probably not, but eevee was the last one to use it.
eevee: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
mod: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
eevee: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, mod!
Polly: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Duocake.
Duocake: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
mod: Duocake... Green's been awfully quiet.
Green: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Duocake, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Duocake: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Duocake:
Duocake: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.I'm either duocake, or I don't fit in this scene.
On 7/6/2021 at 5:53 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:Duocake: Hewwo.
Polly: Hihiiiiii!
Green: Greetings, Humans.
mod: Three kinds of people.
zix: I want pudding.
Duocake: Four kinds of people.
eevee: WHAT’S UP [duck]ERS?
mod: Five kinds of people.This is just what we would be like if we were actually in the circumstances in minecraft.
our real selves.
But it would be alot different.
On 7/6/2021 at 5:53 PM, Polly said:I ask every single question.
I would also ask what the technical difficulties were.
On 7/6/2021 at 5:53 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:Duocake: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Polly: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Duocake: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Green: Actually I did the math, Polly would have $225, not $0.15.
Polly: Fam I’m right here....
zix: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda
Duocake: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
zix: Sorry I only have a dollar
Duocake:
Green: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Polly would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
zix: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Green: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
mod: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Green: Apply juice to what
eevee: Directly to the forehead
Polly: Great chat everyoneI mean I know that this is from a show so it's literally DESIGNED to be relatable but I would do something different and still funny.
On 7/6/2021 at 5:56 PM, Polly said:I'm either mod or Polly/Duocake.
or I'll teach you how to do math so you never have to ask for help again.
On 7/6/2021 at 5:56 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:nobody likes duocake
Duocake: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Polly: Nope, absolutely not.
Green: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
zix: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
mod: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
eevee: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.all of us are Duocake.
On 7/6/2021 at 5:57 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:Duocake: Croissants: dropped
Polly: Road: works ahead
Green: BBQ sauce: on my [no]
zix: Shavacado: fre
mod: Miss Keisha: [duck]in dead
eevee:
eevee, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.I'm eevee combined with me.
On 7/6/2021 at 5:58 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:*The squad right before Duocake's wedding*
Polly: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Green: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
zix: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
mod: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
eevee, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATEI have 1 questions.
Who is Duocake getting married to.
I am both eevee as I ship actual people.
and also myself.
I like shipping real people.
On 7/6/2021 at 6:00 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:Duocake: Just be yourself.
Polly: 'Be myself'? Duocake, I have one day to win Green over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
zix: Couple weeks.
mod: Six months.
eevee: Jury’s still out.
Polly: See, Duocake?
Polly: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?I'm Duocake and me.
I like the shipping.
On 7/7/2021 at 8:35 AM, Ranboo but a lot worse said:Un-traumatized Ghostcake’s theme
This is super creepy.
On 7/7/2021 at 8:52 AM, Green the Fiery Fox said:I kinda want green to be the one to bring ghostcake back.
why don't we all use the power of friendship to do it together.
On 7/7/2021 at 9:19 AM, Green the Fiery Fox said:I would go set some stuff up but zix decided it's be a good idea to NOT CHANGE IT BACK D:<
I'm back from vacation.
On 7/7/2021 at 10:06 AM, Green the Fiery Fox said:Quackity would work
Trying to do a "villan arc" but tbh it's more of an anti-hero arc
I won't let you.
I will protect you from all threats.
I refuse to become the viIIain though.
also I spelt villain: viiiain.
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1 hour ago, Ranboo but a lot worse said:
Anybody play it? I have a server if anyone wants to join
I'VE BEEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE
(also yes I am serious. I am very Hyped.)
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1 hour ago, Ranboo but a lot worse said:
Anybody play it? I have a server if anyone wants to join
FINALLY YES YES YES YES YES.
PLEASE.
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On 7/7/2021 at 1:16 AM, Polly said:
did... zix have a stroke
MAN that was a long time ago.
That brings back some thoughts I had.
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make a bed it's not too late.
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STOP THE EMOJIS/lh(or /j can't tell)
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On 7/5/2021 at 11:08 PM, Ranboo but a lot worse said:
Ikr?
So how does the eyes work?
do you have bad seeing?
Or can you switch between what eyes you're looking through, having your brain not accept signals if you want it to, allowing for you to switch vision.
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5 hours ago, Polly said:
guess not
5 hours ago, Polly said:its a dragon mod i wanted to add but couldn't find it.
i went to ask for it to add it and it said it was but i looked it up on the mods and it wasn't there
so we aren't adding it
it was 1.16.5 anyways so we couldn't if we wanted
maybe switch to forge?
I mean it does seem inconveinent but then ...
nvm.
can you link aternos so that I can make a forge server.
I have a plan.
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On 7/5/2021 at 11:22 AM, Polly said:
oh no zix is turning into the rest of us oh no oh no
also I wasn't doing jake paul because people don't like him, I was just trying to do a random famous person.
So it could be any famous person.
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19 minutes ago, Ranboo but a lot worse said:
I only watched halfway through but I now know that I should watch it.
but only when the Minecraft realm isn't happening.
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2 hours ago, Ranboo but a lot worse said:
Dream SMP meme
I kinda wish I watched that I watched to Dream SMP to know the context but because of this I'm also glad I don't watch the SMP
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26 minutes ago, Polly said:
i am making a server NOW
these mods are so cool lol
also add botania.
I'm not a fan of a bunch of the OP stuff in terms of redstone though.
If only you could disable certain items in mods.
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joining.
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45 minutes ago, Impy10 said:
"Wait, where did the human go?!"
That was loud.
I'll go see what it is.
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1 hour ago, Polly said:
art fight, it's a art website
huh.
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okay so we're going to Pencilvania( Pensylvania )
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1 hour ago, Takoyama said:
the person who owned the character was on the same team as me, reducing the points i get for attacking
okay now I need an explanation for what this is.
What game is this?
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1 hour ago, cookie -it,its- said:
"my hand's run out of battery"
your hand must be tired.
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1 hour ago, Applesauce said:
CAW
You've turned into a bird!
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1 hour ago, Modiano said:
Especially the babies
they have no way to express their opinion, so they might as well not have one.











Rhyme or Reason's First Birthday
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pffff.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
*insert frosty saying happy birthday in the movie*