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1 minute ago, Bread-dog said:
Bread-dog googles pancakes.
Just now, Bread-dog said:bread-dog leaves, but comes back with a giant box full of pancakes.
Squirrel uses this to steal all the bread and download a virus on Bread-dog's computer
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2 minutes ago, Bread-dog said:
"What is a pancake"
"Bread, but better."
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1 minute ago, Vanilla said:
Im Now on team Pancake,
you both suck
Pancakes be better
Squirrel says pancakes are cool too
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45 minutes ago, Bread-dog said:
"Nothing more to say?"
The squirrel pulled out a knife,
"If you're bread-dog, you must be bread.."
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I somehow got to tiny green when adam was still a teen-
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we will start soon-
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*Waiting for my switch to charge so i can play niche*
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1 minute ago, Bread-dog said:
Bread-dog grabbed the squirrel by the tail, and held it over a lava pit.
"Any last words?"
Squirrel pressed the button: stop being a mary sue
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12 minutes ago, Bread-dog said:
Bread-dog watched, standing perfectly still, but clearly upset.
"I can destroy the universe immediately, yet i havent. And this is the thanks i get?"
The Squirrel did it again, staring Bread-dog in the eyes
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2 minutes ago, Bread-dog said:
"And what would that be?"
bread-dog stood infront of the squirrel, staring them in the eye.
The squirrel cut a piece of bread in half, then set fire to it.
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2 minutes ago, Bread-dog said:
Who dares stand against me? I am a goddess, and i could easilly destroy all of you.
Yet if i did, that would be no fun.
So i will let you sinners live.
for now.
The squirrel watches,
It speaks,
"You have made a mistake."
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7 minutes ago, Bread-dog said:
bread-dog pulls out her golden jewled bread sword, anime style
"Oh, it's on."
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Will you stand with Squirrel? ( @Squirrel )or Bread-dog? ( @Bread-dog )
or.. pancakes ( @Vanilla )
The next epic battle,
coming to your toaster!
(Toaster parts sold separately.)
(Also this is dead-)
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1 minute ago, Bread-dog said:
laughs in im immune to jokesBread-dog eats the squirrel.
Squirrel is too big, they pull out a knife
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2 minutes ago, Bread-dog said:
Bread-dog uses the power of bread to fart her way out, then proceeds to sing the song "Oblivion."
The squirrel screams unholy, spamming the block button
(Jk)
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Just now, Bread-dog said:
Bread-dog proceeds to eat bread, while nodding
The hamster proceeds to grab you with their unholy hands, and then yeets you into oblivion
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39 minutes ago, Bread-dog said:
HERE WE ARE DONT TURN AWAY NOW
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38 minutes ago, Bread-dog said:
awww, it's the hamster
The 'hamster looks at you with of a look of, are you questioning my authority?
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I forgot that I'm in this rp-
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WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS- I WAS JUST CHECKING WATTPAD AND I FIND THIS:
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Squirrel vs Bread-dog, but it’s really just the great 2020 war memes
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"The virus infects the entire computer, not just a single account." Squirrel says