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Later....
"h-hi senpai..."
"What is it?"
"UWU.... c-can u... uh..."
"What?"
"C-can y-you, you k-know, do the thing to have kids?"
"Uh ok,"
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Adam wakes up and realises he's alone.
"I can finnally use the powers that the gods of the underworld gifted to me!" he said.
"YOU HAVE TO BE AN ADULT THE POWERS ARE 18+ MORON," screamed the gods of the underworld.
"Fine then," said Adam. "I'll do nothing until I become adult,"
Later, Adam became an adult.
"So how do I use these powers?"
"You have them. Here, you're immortal now. And you're cool and Shadow-looking and have horns,"
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Without any glitches that let you fly using a bean whatsoever
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It's a normal game, trust me
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2 minutes ago, New Mod Eve said:
tarantula
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Roleplay as anything you want, do whatever you want as long as it doesn't completley shatter the forum rules.
My character is Aweman, he exists, he is brave, kind, loyal, cool, can be a jerk sometimes and he swears and is hot he is uwu furry
Let's start...

Said Aweman, pulling out his gun.
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48 minutes ago, Lizardcake said:
sadly they will be sacrificed to the saber hunters in the future...I called them nuggets for a reason
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Primum Praedawinium went extinct
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Primu Praedator went extinct.
New species replaced it.
Primum Praedagang
This new species of predator is covered in tufty hair, yet is still cold-blooded. They're strictly carnivorous, and never even try eating anything else, but, since this currently just a mutation of Primum Praedator, they're very rare.
Primum PraeditorNot much to say here, they kinda just exist and are lukewarm-blooded carnivores.
Primum Stegatio
These strange, reptiallian herbivores have evolved an underbite, the purpose of which unknown, but it's probably related to mating rituals.
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*ignore the random extra screenshots its due to me messing up*
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Evolutionary changes to Primum Schatio
New ones:
Primum Lititio
Not to be confused with Primum Litatio, there's not much to be said about these creatures, other than the fact that they have scales and there's only one.
*pov screenshot no work*
Primum Litasplodes
Another innovation happens! These little, pathetic-looking work-like species are the first creatures to become truly omnivorous! Hopefully, the tiny population can produce enough offspring to make Primum Litasplodes more dominant on the island.
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*epik music*
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Primum Praedawianum
This species evolved from the Praedator evolutionary tree, and has made an innovation: hair. Unfortunatley, it has not evolved warm-bloodedness like mammals just yet. However, it does also have tiny eyes, meaning that eyes will probably become prominent soon.
Thelum Litatio
This species branched off from the Primum Litatio, and has formed a separate grouping. They have four weak legs, and are cold-blooded herbivores. However Thelum Litatio seems to be beginning to lean towards omnivory. In adition, this species is extremley peaceful and can reproduce aesexually.
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Primum Schatio
This 6-legged version of Primum Litatio has an incredibley small population, with only 1 spotted individual. But there's still a chance of them prospering as a species. Besides having 6 legs, not much changed in evolution with Primum Schatio, since they're still herbivorous, smooth-skinned, and cold-blooded.
Because of their low population, Primum Cypatio has gone extinct
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I was not expecting anything so serious
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Everyone who is an adult is given Adam's power and turned immortal.