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2 minutes ago, Andromeda_ said:
just need to steal some from popeyes or KFC
(my comuter kkeys are completely bugging out i can barely type without it freezing every second hhhhhhh)
I don't like KFC
One time I got sick from a kentucky wing from there (like barfing every day for a week sick) and it just doesn't taste as good as it used to
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3 minutes ago, Andromeda_ said:
please make me a galaxy frog I will pay you in chicken wings /j
Wait do you have spare chicken wings you can give me
My mom made chicken strips today but some of the breading fell off so they didn't look appetising and bareley even tasted good
Now I just want good chicken
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sorry is such a strange word
like look at it- 'sorry'
it's so weeeeird
so is the word weird
it's so weird
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"0/10 no paper"
"What paper?"
"I love paper"
"Pretty good snack"
"Dont eat the paper, its so full of innocence 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺,"
"Paper tastes good,
Im not going to lie,
Not even barbecued,
Paper gonna die,
Right into my stomach,
White, red, orange, and yellow,
Too much more and I’m bout to bellow,
Jello,
Tastes bad,
But that paper tastes mellow,"
"DON'T EAT THE CHILDREN THEY HAVE A FAMILY 😭"
-A conversation between two people on the My Singing Monsters wiki (colour coded for speakers)
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Why am I 40 minutes into this video
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how do mermiads pee
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Finally got rares and epics to work in the msm generator
Basic Information
Your monster is a Rare Furcorn named Grove. Grove uses he/him pronouns. He lives on Light Island, and likes it there.
Grove is an adult, at 29 years old. His hatchday is September 6.
Grove works as a poet .
Personality
Grove usually acts indecisive, nervous, and rational.
He enjoys drawing in his free time.
Grove's favourite food is stew.
His favourite holiday is Spooktacle.
Appearence
Grove cares a a little bit about his appearence.
Grove has some extra stripes.
Grove wears a flower crown.
Grove is around average-sized
Relationships
Both of Grove's parents are alive and well.
Grove has 2 younger siblings and a twin.Grove has a crush on a Potbelly , named Vine. (he/it).
Grove has 3 friends. The first is a Bellowfish called Grinf. Grinf uses he/it pronouns. Grinf always teases Grove. His second friend is a Larvaluss called Khepri. Khepri uses she/her pronouns. Khepri plans to betray Grove. Grove's last friend is a Wheezel named Klubb. Klubb uses she/it pronouns. Klubb has known Grove since they were hatchlings.
Grove owns a bunny as a pet.
Backstory Prompt:
leader, truth, chosen, quest
Other
Grove is hiding something suspicious.
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Basic Information
Your monster is a Shellbeat named Shore. Shore uses she/it pronouns. It lives on Water Island, and likes it there.
Shore is an adult, at 25 years old. Its hatchday is April 18.
Shore works as a fletcher .
Some monsters call it "Boomer" because of an inside joke.Personality
Shore usually acts disloyal, humble, and peaceful.
She enjoys baking in its free time.
Shore's favourite food is pizza.
Its favourite holiday is Cloverspell.
Appearence
Shore doesn't care about her appearence.
Shore has darker colours.
Shore wears a lot of jewellry and a spiked collar.
Shore is around average-sized
Relationships
Both of Shore's parents are alive and well.
Shore has 1 older siblings and 1 younger siblings.Shore doesn't have any love intrests. It is aroace.
Shore has no friends.
Shore owns a fish as a pet.
Backstory Prompt:
chosen
Other
Shore wants to travel back in time.
Shore has been to other dimensions.
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3 minutes ago, BirbMonster said:
(Sky was obtained before I made the odds low. This is the first full odds one. Might still make them rarer if too many hybrids pop up)
Basic Information
Your monster is a Mammott-Fluoress hybrid named Icebound. Icebound uses she/her pronouns. She lives on Earth Island, and likes it there.
Icebound is old, at 55 years old. Her hatchday is April 22.
Icebound is currently unemployed.
Personality
Icebound usually acts competitive, nervous, and dignified.
She enjoys board games in her free time.
Icebound's favourite food is donuts.
Her favourite holiday is Life-formula.
Appearence
Icebound cares a a little bit about her appearence.
Icebound has some extra spots.
Icebound doesn't wear any accesorries .
Icebound is smaller than an average member of her species.
Relationships
Both of Icebound's parents are alive and well.
Icebound has 2 older siblings .Icebound doesn't have any romantic intrests. She is asexual.
Icebound has no friends.
Icebound does not have any pets .
Backstory Prompt:
idea, change, heartfelt
Other
Icebound needs to stop doing "that" one thing.
Relationships (friends and romances) can be hybrids too at equal odds
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1 minute ago, BirbMonster said:
(Sky was obtained before I made the odds low. This is the first full odds one. Might still make them rarer if too many hybrids pop up)
Basic Information
Your monster is a Mammott-Fluoress hybrid named Icebound. Icebound uses she/her pronouns. She lives on Earth Island, and likes it there.
Icebound is old, at 55 years old. Her hatchday is April 22.
Icebound is currently unemployed.
Personality
Icebound usually acts competitive, nervous, and dignified.
She enjoys board games in her free time.
Icebound's favourite food is donuts.
Her favourite holiday is Life-formula.
Appearence
Icebound cares a a little bit about her appearence.
Icebound has some extra spots.
Icebound doesn't wear any accesorries .
Icebound is smaller than an average member of her species.
Relationships
Both of Icebound's parents are alive and well.
Icebound has 2 older siblings .Icebound doesn't have any romantic intrests. She is asexual.
Icebound has no friends.
Icebound does not have any pets .
Backstory Prompt:
idea, change, heartfelt
Other
Icebound needs to stop doing "that" one thing.
The odds for hybrids are currently 1 in 80. Way higher than the actual monster world (In my headcanon lore/oc universe, there's like 4/5 hybrids in existance out of hundreds of thousands of monsters)
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Just now, BirbMonster said:
Guess what just got added
Basic Information
Your monster is a Sooza-Roarick hybrid named Sky. Sky uses he/they pronouns. He lives on Light Island, and loves it there.
Sky is an adult, at 20 years old. His hatchday is September 7.
Sky works as a baker .
Personality
Sky usually acts clever, dedicated, and impulsive.
He enjoys drawing in his free time.
Sky's favourite food is soup.
Their favourite holiday is Eggs-Travaganza.
Appearence
Sky cares a lot about his appearence.
Sky has very complex markings.
Sky wears a hat.
Sky is around average-sized
Relationships
Both of Sky's parents are alive and well.
Sky has 1 younger siblings .Sky is in a relationship with a Screemu, named Spladder (she/they/he)
Sky has a friend, who is a Mushaboom called Puffball. Puffball uses he/him pronouns. Puffball secretly has a crush on Sky.
Sky does not have any pets .
Backstory Prompt:
heartfelt, wonderful
Other
Sky "exists"
Good luck actually rolling one
(Sky was obtained before I made the odds low. This is the first full odds one. Might still make them rarer if too many hybrids pop up)
Basic Information
Your monster is a Mammott-Fluoress hybrid named Icebound. Icebound uses she/her pronouns. She lives on Earth Island, and likes it there.
Icebound is old, at 55 years old. Her hatchday is April 22.
Icebound is currently unemployed.
Personality
Icebound usually acts competitive, nervous, and dignified.
She enjoys board games in her free time.
Icebound's favourite food is donuts.
Her favourite holiday is Life-formula.
Appearence
Icebound cares a a little bit about her appearence.
Icebound has some extra spots.
Icebound doesn't wear any accesorries .
Icebound is smaller than an average member of her species.
Relationships
Both of Icebound's parents are alive and well.
Icebound has 2 older siblings .Icebound doesn't have any romantic intrests. She is asexual.
Icebound has no friends.
Icebound does not have any pets .
Backstory Prompt:
idea, change, heartfelt
Other
Icebound needs to stop doing "that" one thing.
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Guess what just got added
Basic Information
Your monster is a Sooza-Roarick hybrid named Sky. Sky uses he/they pronouns. He lives on Light Island, and loves it there.
Sky is an adult, at 20 years old. His hatchday is September 7.
Sky works as a baker .
Personality
Sky usually acts clever, dedicated, and impulsive.
He enjoys drawing in his free time.
Sky's favourite food is soup.
Their favourite holiday is Eggs-Travaganza.
Appearence
Sky cares a lot about his appearence.
Sky has very complex markings.
Sky wears a hat.
Sky is around average-sized
Relationships
Both of Sky's parents are alive and well.
Sky has 1 younger siblings .Sky is in a relationship with a Screemu, named Spladder (she/they/he)
Sky has a friend, who is a Mushaboom called Puffball. Puffball uses he/him pronouns. Puffball secretly has a crush on Sky.
Sky does not have any pets .
Backstory Prompt:
heartfelt, wonderful
Other
Sky "exists"
Good luck actually rolling one
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Hermit huffed, spread out along the ground. The only sound was the rhythmic tap of his thin tail each time it hit the ground and his own hoarse breaths.
He looked up at one of the walls of his bunker, the one covered in scratches. Each one represented a day trapped here, and there were far too many to count. They were even beginning to unevenly spread across the ceiling and floor, winding out onto other walls between his strange collections.
Had gazed thoughtfully at his hands, unrecognisable from his years trapped in the Human World. His scales were rougher and dirtier, streaked through with the deep scars of constant fighting for his life.
He let out a deep, lonesome sigh, slowly rising to his rough, dusty feet, boredly running his cut-covered claws along the dusty walls of his bunker.
Hermit slithered out of the small hole in the wall that led to the outside world, pushing through the dense bushes that hid his hideout from the humansd.
The Strombonin stared at his reflection in a puddle, formed from recently fallen rain, looking at the scars across his eyes and muzzle, and his cracked horn and armour plates.Then he glanced back up at the stars and the shimmering full moon, breathing in cool nighttime air.
He remembered his days living on cold island- the snow beneath his feet all year long, his family surrounding him, the Werdos that he admired visiting every few weeks. What was it that they sang?
Look at the stars in the big black ink....
Tell me what you feel and tell me what you think...
Is it cold outside?
Is it cold out...?He paused, trailing one foot-claw through the puddle, sending gentle ripples dancing across it's sleek surface. He felt lonely. And bored. And it was, indeed, cold outside.
Hermit perked up as he heard a rustle in the bushes. Humans? His faint thoughts whispered to him. He dashed silently across the moist grasses, diving swiftly into his bunker and nearly slamming into the wall as he skilfully skidded across the ground, grabbing one of the weapons in his collection of human stuff.
He held the gun tightly in shaking hands, peering out of the bushes in a stealthy crouch. An owl hooted in the distance. The human-world critter flapped off at the sight of him.
He waited with his gun lifted and one claw on the trigger for what seemed like forever, silencing his breathing.Then he heard a louder rustle and saw a shape move. With a loud bang, he winced and pulled the trigger, hoping he hadn't hit an innocent critter.
But instead, the bullet whisked at breakneck speed just over the feathers of... a Tweedle. The stranger yelped as she was almost hit, falling back as a loudly screaming Dandidoo followed her."HEY! YOU! STOP WAVING THAT CRAZY THING AT MY SISTER BEFORE I GIVE YOU ANY MORE SCARS!"
He gasped as a blast of sudden wind knocked him over and vines grew around his feet. He'd never seen someone actually use Collosingum magic, but that was not the thing to mention right now."Wait! Stop!" He shouted hoarsely, his voice damaged from years of little speech. "I haven't seen other monsters in forever!"
"Gwen!" The Tweedle shouted at the same time, pulling the intimidating Dandidoo away. "Be nice!"
"Yes! Now let me go!"
The vines released Hermit's legs, allowing him to jump to his feet."Thank Galvana you're here! I've been alone for so long!"
"Not to be rude, but how long?" The Tweedle asked politely. She was brightly coloured, with feathers so long and thick they were tied back in braids. A necklace of wooden rainbow beads hung around her neck, clicking each time she took a step.
"I don't know for sure," he responded with a slight stutter, his head down. "But... it was the thirteenth of September, in the year 11985 when I came," My birthday, he thought with a frown. "Must've been... five years or so?"
"I don't think so, sir. You see..."
The Dandidoo (who seemed to be named Gwen) interrupted. "It's the first of September, 12000,"Hermit felt like someone had just torn a hole through his chest. That was far longer than he'd expected.
I missed the new millennium. I'm in my 30s.
How...
Am I still alive...?"Sir..." The Tweedle whispered calmly, placing a wing on his shoulder to comfort him. "Deep breaths. Are you ok?"
Hermit just stayed silent. After all these years he didn't realise he'd forgotten how to communicate.
"Come in," he said, awkwardly leading the newly-met monsters into his bunker. His mind was a tornado of thoughts and emotions, of excitement, confusion, worry.He curled up on a beanbag in the corner, staring nervously as the two sat on the carpet in front. I never expected visitors.
"Uhhh... I'm Hermit,"
"I'm Pandora, and this is my sister, Gwen," the Tweedle responded. For the first time he noticed that Gwen had a crack running along her beak. He didn't even wince. He'd seen much worse wounds on himself.The silence was broken suddenly by Gwen. "So. Are we going to be trapped here for... that long?"
Hermit sighed. Was he doing it too much? Was he being normal right now? "I've seen portals, but I can't leave without my Strombone. I'm convinced it's alive. I saw the humans taking it somewhere. But it's too dangerous,"
"So you've been moping around here for this long?!" Gwen shouted, her painted talons scraping the ground. "And not even trying?"
"Gwen!" Pandora yelped, turning to her sister. "Do you need help, sir?"
Hermit just nodded in silence.
"Here's a deal," Gwen snapped. "We help you find that Strombone of yours, and you help us ALL GET THE HECK HOME,"
Hermit perked up in excitement. He'd get his Strombone back. He'd go back to Cold Island... back home.
And see Harebell again.
He nodded and awkwardly shook Gwen's talon.
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1 hour ago, Andromeda_ said:
the emoji in the middle unfortunately doesn't exist on my screen
rock emoji
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The best chicken I've had is that one small resturant near a park that I forgot the name of ♥ we go around once every couple of months and it's nice I get the chicken every time
I renember the park for having a weather rock