New lore:
Eevee was looking thorough chests for things to read, and thinking it was a story, he read it, it was star's warning. thats why the bunker exists.
MY MENTAL SANITY WILL BE BACK WHEN CLOVER'S TURN IS CL-OVER (green says she likes that pun) AND SHE WILL REVIVE GREEN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO