“Do not eat the oranges.”
“Why?”
“They will take over your body.”
“…”
“If you listen close enough you can hear them plotting a evil plan.”
“Are you okay??”
“Yes and no. I’ve been infested with pear juice.”
“…”
“YOU’VE LOST YOUR MIND”
“But I didn’t say anything.”
“I KNOW WHERE THEY’RE HIDING. ON TOP OF THE ROOF.”
-i was playing windtrace with another person and conversations were hilarious