Dad: Are you hungry?
Me: No, not really.
Also me: *sees a billboard with fancy food, and then spots a small cake with raspberries and blackberries on it and suddenly wants to eat berries*
Also me again: Maybe a liiiiiiitle bit hungry. I want to eat berries, specifically raspberries and blackberries.
Dad: Whats a berry?
Me: DAD, YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT A BERRY IS?!?! BERRIES ARE FRUITS
Dad: Oh yeah…
Me: *smacks my forehead*
Both of us: *walking around the airport and then finding Starbucks, we go in idk why I just followed my dad*
Me: *sees something I want to eat* Can you buy that for me? Please?
Dad: Uhhhh, *thinking* no
Also dad: *buys nothing from Starbucks and then walks out*
—conversation when we were at the airport, a bit modified because my dad spoke a different language in some parts