Jump to content
Stray Fawn Community

Ozzy.

Member
  • Posts

    2,801
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    19

Everything posted by Ozzy.

  1. i also hate picture day, i spend all morning trying to look good only for them to ruin it in some way, theres probably someone who edits the pictures to make them look bad
  2. i have two younger sisters they are, something the older of the two thinks shes the boss of every one, has screamed at my parents and treats them like dirt. shes very immature and rude and throws a fit every time she doesnt get her way. which i find absolutely stupid since shes more babyish than the youngest. has a horrible issue with saying shut up, especially to my parents. she is very two faced as well, treating her friends wayyy kinder than her own family- honestly it would be nice if she would just grow the hell up already. the youngest one is just, annoying, she knows im very irritable, especially after school but she likes to make me mad, repeating something over and over again until i tell her to stop, even nicely asked she will continue until i just leave the room. apologies for the rant but, ya know lol
  3. so uh today is picture day i look like a greasy rat and frankly the last picture looked fine im just not gonna go get them taken tbh im a little rebel man ill overthrow your empire if i want
  4. i really like drawing unnecessarily ugly people its the funniest thing in the world they look like the nft monkeys
  5. "i have dranken three gallons of water in the past twelve minutes." "Ocho shut the heck up Mark is literally dead on the floor." "when you die, i will use your bones to grow trees in minecraft." *is frozen in a block of ice* "im cold." "would you like to see god?" "DON'T TAKE AWAY MY GUN!!! I LOVE MY GUN, I NEED IT TO COMMIT C R I M E S ! ! ! ! !! " *various dying sound effects* "well, i would help you- but as you can sEE IM BLEEDING OUT!!" "come, my children. for i will guide you to the beans." "IVE COMMITTED UNSPEAKABLE ACTS!" "what have you brought upon this cursed land?" "TIDINGS FOR THE KING!!! GIVE ALL YOUR MONEY TO MEEEEE!!!" "i just threw up in my mouth." "TASTE THE RAINBOW." "Being the reincarnation of a fish isn't as easy as it looks, buddy." (these are a bunch of quotes from my roleplays lmao)
  6. for some reason i feel like my second period is longer prolly cuz i have no idea when it ends 💀
  7. my teacher just called me ozzy i feel so special :ozy_dance:
  8. not me about to walk into my third period with a monster and an entire bag of chips bc im s t a r v i n g .
  9. THE SKRIMBLE!!!!!!!!😍🥰🥺🤩🥺🥺
  10. Ranger- "you want a story? well- glad ya asked, 'cuz i got one. ahem.. one time i was ridin mah horse, Bingo, down to the ol' saloon to get a drink or so, and everythin' was goin dandy when, all of a sudden this, funky lookin' creature jets across mah path, spookin Bingo a bit, runnin into the bushes- i decided to stop and check it out. so i got off mah horse and checked out where the funky critter ran to, of course i had both of mah guns with me, fer protection of course- so there i was walkin, it was gettin dark, but of course being a snake cowboy i could see purty good. suddenly it was right in front of me- starin' me down like some sick lookin hunter, the thing was made outta almost pure shadow, with these glowin eyes- scary stuff, but of course bein the nice cowpoke i am, i was like 'howdy partner, whatcha doin out here?' now past-me was pretty stupid, talkin to shadows- it just ran off! crazy, i know, i suppose im a scary fella with mah fangs and yellow eyes and such.. i just went back to mah horse, the critter wasnt botherin anyone, prolly just crossin the road then i just went down to the saloon and got a drink. the end."
×
×
  • Create New...