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Ozzy.

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  1. "i have dranken three gallons of water in the past twelve minutes."

    "Ocho shut the heck up Mark is literally dead on the floor."

    "when you die, i will use your bones to grow trees in minecraft."

    *is frozen in a block of ice* "im cold."

    "would you like to see god?"

    "DON'T TAKE AWAY MY GUN!!! I LOVE MY GUN, I NEED IT TO COMMIT C R I M E S ! !  ! ! !! "

    *various dying sound effects*

    "well, i would help you- but as you can sEE IM BLEEDING OUT!!"

    "come, my children. for i will guide you to the beans."

    "IVE COMMITTED UNSPEAKABLE ACTS!"

    "what have you brought upon this cursed land?"

    "TIDINGS FOR THE KING!!! GIVE ALL YOUR MONEY TO MEEEEE!!!"

    "i just threw up in my mouth."

    "TASTE THE RAINBOW."

    "Being the reincarnation of a fish isn't as easy as it looks, buddy."

     

    (these are a bunch of quotes from my roleplays lmao)

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  2. 1 hour ago, Lizardcake said:

    tell me a story

    Ranger- "you want a story? well- glad ya asked, 'cuz i got one. ahem.. one time i was ridin mah horse, Bingo, down to the ol' saloon to get a drink or so, and everythin' was goin dandy when, all of a sudden this, funky lookin' creature jets across mah path, spookin Bingo a bit, runnin into the bushes- i decided to stop and check it out. so i got off mah horse and checked out where the funky critter ran to, of course i had both of mah guns with me, fer protection of course- so there i was walkin, it was gettin dark, but of course being a snake cowboy i could see purty good. suddenly it was right in front of me- starin' me down like some sick lookin hunter, the thing was made outta almost pure shadow, with these glowin eyes- scary stuff, but of course bein the nice cowpoke i am, i was like 'howdy partner, whatcha doin out here?' now past-me was pretty stupid, talkin to shadows- it just ran off! crazy, i know, i suppose im a scary fella with mah fangs and yellow eyes and such.. i just went back to mah horse, the critter wasnt botherin anyone, prolly just crossin the road then i just went down to the saloon and got a drink. the end." 

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