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Ozzy.

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  1. i want to sit in one of those expensive chairs with gold on it a shady office while soft jazz plays at a low volume in the background while i sip on some monster and when my henchmen drag in a man in way too much punk apparel who supposedly was a murder suspect of my wife ill say while leaning forward, rubbing my hands together menacingly, and in an italian accent, "ah, Johnny Slaash, notorious for reeking havoc across the south border,-" i will then be interrupted by the man, with him frantically asking, "W-Who the hell are ya- and what do ya want from me-?" and other questions in relation to that topic- i will then signal for one of the henchmen to shut him up, and i will continue, "now Mr. Slaash, i have a question for you,, did you kill my wife? yes or no, just a simple answer," the man called Slaash will squint his eyes a bit, thinking, "no i don't recall i murdered anyon--" "hm, you hesitated,, I need your honest answer, and then, maybe ill let you out alive,," then suddenly pulling out a gun and pointing it at the man, "yes or no. i will not ask again."

     

    that got too specific but boy howdy i wanna be a crime boss jsbnlkrdjg

     

    help

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  2. 7 minutes ago, polly said:

    GUYS GUYS WAIT!!

    LIZARD CAKE IS INNOCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    IT WAS TAKO AND OZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HERE I HAVE PICTURE FROM MY COMRADES

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    i was there and i also agree it was tako and ozzy

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    wait a second-

    IM OZZY-

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