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Ozzy.

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  1. Yellow: That was so hot, Orange.Orange: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.Yellow: I'm so in love with you.
  2. the language the langueas will get you in trouble with the mods you should cencor it maybe definetly
  3. Spamton: Swatch, my old friend!Swatch: I think you tried to kill me at some point.Spamton: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you. oh my god<3
  4. omg it got worse Spamton: You... you saved me. You're not a beast at all. YOU'RE A HERO, AN UGLY UGLY UGLY HERO!Swatch: Call me ugly again, and maybe I will eat you.
  5. Yellow: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.
  6. orange: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?yellow: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.orange:yellow: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.
  7. Blue, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?Pink: *half asleep* Blue, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.
  8. Orange, gently nudging Yellow aside with their foot: Yellow, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.Yellow, their eyes enormous: You kick Yellow? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Orange! Jail for Orange for one thousand years!
  9. Blue: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
  10. read the title if yer so confused oml /lh
  11. Yellow: Do you want to know your gay name?Orange: My... my gay name?Yellow: Yeah, it's your first name-Orange: Haha. Very funny Yellow-Yellow: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.Orange: Oh- oh my god.
  12. Yellow, sweating: Orange, there’s something I need to ask you-Orange: Finally! You’re proposing!Yellow: How’d you know?Orange: Yellow, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.Orange: I even picked it up once. i almost forgot this one existed it had me rolling /lh
  13. Orange: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-Yellow: I wrote you a poem.Orange, already crying: You did?
  14. Blue & Pink: Surprise! We're having a baby!Yellow: What?!Blue & Pink: *pull out adoption papers* It's you!
  15. *At a bank teller window*Yellow, in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit!Blue: HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU!Yellow: *Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*Blue: GODDANGIT, IT'S THEM AGAIN!
  16. Orange: Did Yellow just tell me they loved me for the first time?Blue: Yeah, they did.Orange: And did I just do finger guns back?Blue: Yeah, you did.
  17. Blue: The stars are so beautiful...Pink: They're just giant balls of gas.Blue: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-Pink: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.Blue: Oh...
  18. Yellow, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?Blue: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.Yellow:Yellow: Water you doing?
  19. Blue: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out. Pink: Frickin Orange and Yellow were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.
  20. Yellow: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?Orange: Not by the law!
  21. Yellow: *watching their house burn down*Yellow:Yellow: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
  22. Orange, Yellow & Pink: *screaming*Blue: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Pink?!Orange: Wait, why are you asking Pink that when Yellow and I are also here?Blue: Because Pink wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
  23. *Blue is casually searching around the room* Yellow: Hey Blue, what’re you looking for? Blue: My will to live. *Pink walks into the room* Blue: Oh, there it is.
  24. Orange: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.
  25. Yellow: Hey, Pink, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?Pink: Yeah.Yellow: And you, Blue?Blue: Umm... yes?Yellow: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!Blue: Did they just-
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