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orange: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
yellow: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
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yellow: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.-
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Blue, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Pink: *half asleep* Blue, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.-
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Orange, gently nudging Yellow aside with their foot: Yellow, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.
Yellow, their eyes enormous: You kick Yellow? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Orange! Jail for Orange for one thousand years!-
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Blue: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
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1 hour ago, furryrainwing1 said:
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read the title if yer so confused oml /lh
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Yellow: Do you want to know your gay name?
Orange: My... my gay name?
Yellow: Yeah, it's your first name-
Orange: Haha. Very funny Yellow-
Yellow: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Orange: Oh- oh my god.-
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Yellow, sweating: Orange, there’s something I need to ask you-
Orange: Finally! You’re proposing!
Yellow: How’d you know?
Orange: Yellow, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Orange: I even picked it up once.i almost forgot this one existed it had me rolling /lh
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Orange: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Yellow: I wrote you a poem.
Orange, already crying: You did?-
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Blue & Pink: Surprise! We're having a baby!
Yellow: What?!
Blue & Pink: *pull out adoption papers* It's you! -
*At a bank teller window*
Yellow, in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit!
Blue: HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU!
Yellow: *Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*
Blue: GODDANGIT, IT'S THEM AGAIN! -
Orange: Did Yellow just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Blue: Yeah, they did.
Orange: And did I just do finger guns back?
Blue: Yeah, you did.-
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Blue: The stars are so beautiful...
Pink: They're just giant balls of gas.
Blue: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Pink: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
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Yellow, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Blue: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Yellow:
Yellow: Water you doing?-
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Blue: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out.
Pink: Frickin Orange and Yellow were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.-
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Yellow: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?
Orange: Not by the law!-
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Yellow: *watching their house burn down*
Yellow:
Yellow: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.-
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Orange, Yellow & Pink: *screaming*
Blue: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Pink?!
Orange: Wait, why are you asking Pink that when Yellow and I are also here?
Blue: Because Pink wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.-
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*Blue is casually searching around the room*
Yellow: Hey Blue, what’re you looking for?
Blue: My will to live.
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Orange: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.
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Yellow: Hey, Pink, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Pink: Yeah.
Yellow: And you, Blue?
Blue: Umm... yes?
Yellow: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Blue: Did they just--
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Pink: How did you even get in here?
Yellow: Blue's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Yellow's door"!
Blue: I’m closing the window.-
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Pink: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.
Pink: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.-
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Blue, trying to impress Pink: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.
Orange: They turned it off and back on again.-
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Pink: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
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my collection of randomly generated quotes to make comics out of later
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Yellow: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.