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Ozzy.

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  1. Pink: How did you even get in here?Yellow: Blue's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Yellow's door"!Blue: I’m closing the window.
  2. Pink: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.Pink: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
  3. Blue, trying to impress Pink: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.Orange: They turned it off and back on again.
  4. Pink: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
  5. Blue: You believe me?Orange: Blue, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
  6. Yellow: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.
  7. Pink: Blue, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?Blue: Yellow, Pink wants you to get out of the house.
  8. Blue: Pink, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.Pink: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
  9. Murderer: Any last words?Pink: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
  10. Orange: I’m in love with you.Yellow: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.Orange: I know.Yellow: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
  11. Orange: That's ridiculous, Yellow doesn't have a crush on me.Blue: Yes they do.Pink: Yes they do.Yellow: Yes I do.
  12. the sudden urge to animate that
  13. this is how wars start /j /lh
  14. "roses are red, i hit my head, get me out of school, i want to go to bed." -my friend "OH MY GOD THE PIPIS!11!1!!!1!" -me "do not the addison" -my other friend
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