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Ozzy.

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  1. i like to go in to random roblox games and just exist

    so today i was vibing

    and this like idk,, 11 year old kid (could have been older but they acted like one)

    just decided to walk up to me and go off about how they hated furries

    me, who had a furry avatar

    i told them "no speak english" then walked away after they finished their rant

    only in roblox, i tell you

  2. i will draw your ocs, or canon characters

    i will be thrilled to draw spamton or the addisons for you, just ask<3

    be patient please, i have stuff going on and i cant do everything at once lmao

    (ik a lot of yall know that, i just had experiences with impatient people, so yeah,) 

  3. words cannot describe how desperately i want to lock eyes with someone across the lunch room, get on all fours and start running full speed at them while growling and barking and frothing at the mouth like some rancid, rabid animal while 'party rock anthem' is blasting in the background. once i am within 30 feet of distance from the person, i will stand up and start running even faster on two legs, still acting like a rabid animal. i will then return to my four legged animal position and aim right for their legs, knocking them 5-8 feet in the air. keep in mind i will still be running, perhaps even knock over more people around them. i will ram through the window and rear up like a horse and roar, speeding towards the parking lot i will hot-wire a car and drive to New York City where i will live amongst the streets declaring myself the 'king of trash'. i will live in the dumpsters and if i see anyone come to close i will make my self known by leaping with great magnificence out of the trashcan and on to the unsuspecting victim. i will steal their wallet and any other shiny items i find of value then chase them out of my alleyway, then return to my dumpster to admire my riches. i will live the rest of my days as the king of trash. the end.

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