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“Good,” Sterling muttered something under his breath before continuing. “Listen, Taiko. What is the last year you remember?” (For headcanon context, the Dawn of Fire period lasted until the year 15000 and then everything kinda exploded, dates were reset. So just go earlier than that)
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Other larger monsters include the Spunges. One Spunge can actually vary in size a lot in just a day, because of how much water/air they can hold. Whisps, Humbugs, and possibly others are just tall and skinny Shrubbs actually have very long legs, that when straightened can reach quad height. (As seen in the Fire Haven Shrubb animations) -
“A lot of monsters who wake up aren’t,” the Incisaur responded, hushing some of the crowd out. “I’m Sterling, what about you?”
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“You died,” the Barrb responded brashly. “SAGUARO!” The Dandidoo shouted, kicking up dust. “We’re supposed to bring it in gently,” the Dandidoo sighed. “Are you alright? Do you remember your name?”
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Unless you count Titans, those things are literally island sized -
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Mondter size headcanons: Most humanoid monsters (Kayna, Mammott, Pomily members, ect) are around the size you’d expect, just human sized. Quads tend to be really large, like the natural ones are twice the height of a person, though other ones can vary. Gloptics and Pladdie are oddly small for quads. Quints are huge as well. The silly lil guys (Potbelly, Maw, Joe Tammer, ect) are indeed rather small. Dipsters are teeny, like the size of cats. You could totally throw one if you wanted to. The biggest monsters around are Wubboxes, those are once again twice the size of your average natural quad -
As you awoke, you remembered falling. You remembered a few other things, but why was your mind so blank? Monsters rushed and crowded around you, muttering incomprehensible things. Most of them were smaller than you. You remembered how large Drummidaries were. “Oh for Furnoss’ sake, give him some space,” a voice you couldn’t renember said. The owner was an Incisaur with unusually little blue- even his spikes were grey, with hardly a hint of the icy Incisaur blue you remembered. ”Are you alright?” He asked.
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You… awoke suddenly. You didn’t renember going to sleep. Only… everything going black? Had you been knocked out? You didn’t renember much. You were in some place with orange sand, with a Barrb and a Dandidoo staring down at you, looking exhausted with a twinge of concern.
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Watched more Dragon Prince kinda simping for the Bloodmoon Huntress again even though she’s a bit evil 😔 -
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My dad is so chill. Like I just had this conversation with him (he was the first to speak here) ”Who ate my crisps?” ”it was me, I’m so sorry-“ ”Ok. Were they good?” ”Yeah,” ”Cool,” -
“SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME AND I’LL SHOW YOU STICKY PICKLE!” -Me
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It’s Harry Milker
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Already said it on discord but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Gonna make one oc of each species with this AU May write a story? Balefire the Kayna (16 years old, he/him). Fierce and rude on the outside, trained only to fight and conquer. Deep down, he has a feeling it’s wrong. Plankton the Toe Jammer (15 years old, she/he/they). Desperate to see the world outside the Water Lands and meet other species. Parents (Plunge and Algae) are very overprotective. Ivy the (rare) Potbelly (17 years old, they/them). Abandoned for being a rare, found refuge in a rebel group of Tweedles. Bad at socialising and very serious, loves to be around nature. Harpy the Tweedle (15 years old, it/she). In the same secret group as Ivy, good friends with them. Social with everyone and doesn’t take many things seriously, being the polar opposite of the Potbelly. Alabaster the Mammott (16 years old, she/her) a skilled warrior, similarly to Balefire but on the opposite side of the War of Flames and Ice. Has been taught nothing but hatred. But she doesn’t want to win the war- she wants to end it. The organisation Ivy and Harpy were raised in is called the T.O.R (Tweedle Organisation of Rebellion). -
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I don’t have any school until the 1st of September 😎 (break started in late June) -
Share a story/fact about yourself with no/hardly any explanation
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WTF -
“I genetically modified this field of corn to feel pain!”
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Fox's FOURTH den where I'm too dumb to think of more synonyms for 'dumb'
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I’ve watched the first three episodes of season 5 So no spoilers until I finish it -
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Anyways, how not to babysit: Me and two of my younger siblings (Molysite and Cheviot lol) were supposed to babysit our youngest sister (let’s call her Tottie for no reason at all) for a while whilst our mom made us dinner We were casually playing with her and then we started drawing with chalk on the brick tiles in our garden. Tottie (who was completely nude btw) just messed around mindlessly (as 2 year olds do), and we all did our own thing while watching her. When she came close Molysite and Cheviot thought it would be a good idea to colour her blue. So anyways blue Tottie ran around for a bit and we decided on the excuse that if mum saw we’d say she coloured herself. Then we thought we should clean her with the garden hose. So we got half of the garden wet while testing it and then when Tottie ran by Molysite just sprayed her all over and she started crying and ran into the house, both wet AND covered in blue chalk. -
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Exact ones are 58% Polish and 80% Math Apparently I’m better at Math than 77% of students which is great to hear because I thought I sucked -
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Shortcake's junk drawer where everything spontaneously combusts
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Yeah it’s a YouTube link