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“Snack Bar”
One of my classmates is nicknamed Snack Bar. According to a conversation I heard, it’s because one time the guys had football practice, and the coach called him “you, the one with the snack bar” after forgetting his name.
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Heard some of my classmates talking
(Yes, these are real nicknames they call each other)
”Snack Bar invited me to his house and I played Minecraft with him all day but then I forgot who it was and accidentally called him Glob,”
-Girl in my class, 2023
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3 hours ago, Loxfeafcakeratfawnscarhamp said:
What Netflix series should I watch now?
Have you watched Glitch Techs?
If you haven’t it’s a show where video games can come to life and there’s a secret organisation for stopping them from wreaking havocIts pretty good
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How about “why does my”
Why does my dad have a crush on me
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I dare you to ask her if she wants to come over
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l wonder if anyone wiII notice if l start switching lowercase Ls and capital is
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Modiano Uranus
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“Will Smith will start his villain arc”
-Me, 2023
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Just now, shortcake said:
Dying isn't allowed because it's bad for your health.
Yes doctor!
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1 hour ago, Loxfeafcakeratfawnscarhamp said:
My vision keeps blurring from time to time and my eyes unfocus and it's kinda creepy, but, it is getting late
But it does happen nearly every day
Maybe you should get that checked out with a doctor, sounds concerning
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I have something to rant about!
(trigger warning)
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist.
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On 5/31/2023 at 10:19 PM, takoyamaaaS said:
you dont have a little sister and youve never heard of the game wtf are you on about
Omg tako lied to us all for years! We need to cancel her!!1!1!1!!1!1! /j
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1 minute ago, BirbMonstwo said:
I’m skipping my first lesson in school today
It’s Biology and I’m already getting a 5 as my end of year average from that and there’s no tests left
If anyone’s wondering, in the Polish grading system, we use numbers: 1 is worst, 6 is best.
It’s very hard to get sixes though because that’s like, perfect score so
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I’m skipping my first lesson in school today
It’s Biology and I’m already getting a 5 as my end of year average from that and there’s no tests left
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My school’s bathrooms are:
80% people only in there to secretly go on their phones
15% people just trying to actually use the bathroom
5% people doing something so outrageous you remember it forever (real examples include: climbing inside the stalls, grilling fish fingers, and calling a farmer to buy live piglets)
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“Ok toenails, slay 💅💅”






Birb’s homethread (V3) Where I reached the 69 page limit yet again
in Off Topic
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Since school is almost ending, I will share what I remember random teachers for.
Polish/Supervising teacher: Grouping these together because they were the same one for a while and had the same scandal. The thing is, throughout this grade alone we went through like 2 supervising teachers and at LEAST 3 Polish teachers because they kept leaving, and a lot of substitutes. Now we have the Geography teacher as the supervisor.
In the previous grade we had this other teacher, the same for both of them, who always introduced us to a new book or topic by describing it as “pleasant”
English:
My English teacher collects Swedish comic books and is the only male teacher I have.
History (and Civics):
Being an awful teacher I never understood her lessons and most of the time she just put on documentaries.
But she was also like really good at timing?? Like she’d finish her sentence on the perfect note to end a lesson on and then the bell rings immediately, like wtf ma’am did you rehearse for this???
Biology:
The original Biology teacher left for maternity leave because she got pregnant. The one we have now is super cool and good at teaching. She also finishes really fast and then just goes off-topic and talks about other things.
I changed the quotes for a milder word more forum-suitable (I think you can guess what kind of balls this is)
”WELL BALLS ARE BALLS”
-Biology teacher 2023
Math:
I remember this teacher for doing way too many suprise quizzes. Like just randomly literally a day after we start a topic, the second the lesson starts “OK NOW PENS AND PAPER OUT TIME FOR A SUPRISE QUIZ!”
Religious Studies:
This lesson is optional so I never went to any classes with the teacher, but I knew the teacher and he was cool. He used to wear pyjamas with superman logos on them on Fridays, I think the principal or something stopped him.