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  1. 3 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:

    Who wants to hear about the Bacon war?


    So today I was sitting in the hammock in our garden with a rubber snake

    I showed my sister (the one who I call Violet as a nickname and is 4 years younger than me) the rubber snake and she grabbed it.

    After a few minutes of me begging for the snake back, I got up and chased her to get it while she defended herself with a broom 

    Eventually, she ran inside the house and locked herself in the smaller, downstairs bathroom. So she wouldn’t be able to get out later I grabbed the broom from earlier and propped it under the door handle

    But she managed to escape and the snake wasn’t there 

    After a bit of her lying about where the snake was, I imprisoned her under the couch by putting a bunch of pillows and heavy things in every escape route

    I still couldn’t find the snake, but while she was imprisoned there we named the rubber snake Bacon.

    She escaped again and kept lying about where Bacon was, while I kept looking for him 

    Then she finally confessed

    He was still in the bathroom I tried to trap her in

    The whole time 

    But luckily, we came to the compromise that Bacon would be my emotional support snake until my exams were over, and meanwhile, Violet could have one of my plushies

    And here’s a picture of Bacon

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  2. Who wants to hear about the Bacon war?


    So today I was sitting in the hammock in our garden with a rubber snake

    I showed my sister (the one who I call Violet as a nickname and is 4 years younger than me) the rubber snake and she grabbed it.

    After a few minutes of me begging for the snake back, I got up and chased her to get it while she defended herself with a broom 

    Eventually, she ran inside the house and locked herself in the smaller, downstairs bathroom. So she wouldn’t be able to get out later I grabbed the broom from earlier and propped it under the door handle

    But she managed to escape and the snake wasn’t there 

    After a bit of her lying about where the snake was, I imprisoned her under the couch by putting a bunch of pillows and heavy things in every escape route

    I still couldn’t find the snake, but while she was imprisoned there we named the rubber snake Bacon.

    She escaped again and kept lying about where Bacon was, while I kept looking for him 

    Then she finally confessed

    He was still in the bathroom I tried to trap her in

    The whole time 

    But luckily, we came to the compromise that Bacon would be my emotional support snake until my exams were over, and meanwhile, Violet could have one of my plushies

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