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This was me trying to type “sleep music stress relief” late at night.
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3 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:
Guys
Im back from my Polish final exam!
I think I did really well it was easier than I thought!
Also there’s still some school after these but I’m probably going to be at home most of the time and only come when I have to because everyone else will probably do it too
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Guys
Im back from my Polish final exam!
I think I did really well it was easier than I thought!
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3 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:
Who wants to hear about the Bacon war?
So today I was sitting in the hammock in our garden with a rubber snakeI showed my sister (the one who I call Violet as a nickname and is 4 years younger than me) the rubber snake and she grabbed it.
After a few minutes of me begging for the snake back, I got up and chased her to get it while she defended herself with a broom
Eventually, she ran inside the house and locked herself in the smaller, downstairs bathroom. So she wouldn’t be able to get out later I grabbed the broom from earlier and propped it under the door handle
But she managed to escape and the snake wasn’t there
After a bit of her lying about where the snake was, I imprisoned her under the couch by putting a bunch of pillows and heavy things in every escape route
I still couldn’t find the snake, but while she was imprisoned there we named the rubber snake Bacon.
She escaped again and kept lying about where Bacon was, while I kept looking for him
Then she finally confessed
He was still in the bathroom I tried to trap her in
The whole time
But luckily, we came to the compromise that Bacon would be my emotional support snake until my exams were over, and meanwhile, Violet could have one of my plushies
And here’s a picture of Bacon
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23 hours ago, Andromeda_ said:
"Yayy we're having lesbians for dinner"
Don’t eat me
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Who wants to hear about the Bacon war?
So today I was sitting in the hammock in our garden with a rubber snakeI showed my sister (the one who I call Violet as a nickname and is 4 years younger than me) the rubber snake and she grabbed it.
After a few minutes of me begging for the snake back, I got up and chased her to get it while she defended herself with a broom
Eventually, she ran inside the house and locked herself in the smaller, downstairs bathroom. So she wouldn’t be able to get out later I grabbed the broom from earlier and propped it under the door handle
But she managed to escape and the snake wasn’t there
After a bit of her lying about where the snake was, I imprisoned her under the couch by putting a bunch of pillows and heavy things in every escape route
I still couldn’t find the snake, but while she was imprisoned there we named the rubber snake Bacon.
She escaped again and kept lying about where Bacon was, while I kept looking for him
Then she finally confessed
He was still in the bathroom I tried to trap her in
The whole time
But luckily, we came to the compromise that Bacon would be my emotional support snake until my exams were over, and meanwhile, Violet could have one of my plushies
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23 hours ago, Loxlozfeafcakerat said:
Oh ok
I'll call you Valkyrie then
Valk for short?
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6 hours ago, Loxlozfeafcakerat said:
HOW DID YOU FORGET
I have the memory of a toenail.
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6 hours ago, Loxlozfeafcakerat said:
Oh wait you don't have a ghazt?
My luck is garabage
At least I have a Grumpyre, a Reebro, and a Humbug
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How do people even play clangen
Like I try but I keep getting bored within like 5 minutes and losing track of everyone
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“EVEN DEEP-FRIED SKYWING TAILS AREN’T THIS SPICY!”
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1 hour ago, Loxlozfeafcakerat said:
In Australia, a furry is a person who wants to be an animal
Or makes animal noises
I'm pretty sure there's more to being a furry than that-
Yeah that’s just a mean stereotype
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5 hours ago, Loxlozfeafcakerat said:
I had to go into town and on the way back was horrifying
My mom made me take the wheel from my seat, and I did it perfectly
I stayed in the lines but IT WAS HORRIFYING
Then she asked what everything did and freaked her out with my knowledge of cars
She said it was actually scary
Isn’t that, like… illegal?
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8 hours ago, Lozloxfeafcakerat said:
The xyster-cahoot...
... Looks so huggable
You have a very weird definition of huggable.
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Also SEVENTY NOTIFS?






Birb’s homethread (V3) Where I reached the 69 page limit yet again
in Off Topic
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Back from exams part 2
I mathed
2 down, 1 to go. It’s English, which I’m really good at, so it shouldn’t be too hard.