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BirbMonstwo

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  1. Today on ‘just a normal Friday at my school:’ -“I haven’t watched a horror movie since 2009 because at this point I just find them funny” -My English teacher, 2023 -“Cement eater” as a Kahoot username -Two kids squaring up for a fight in the middle of the corridor
  2. Chapter 3- Prisen This is where the plot really begins This uses DD/MM/YY date format 28.08.2016 “Today doctor fix bren so I get better noi. I went too da shop but I fire bcos mum not let have toi. I got a arrest for steal toi. Now I write dary in jell. Jel fun but I get bulli by big help kidz. 01.09.2016 “Me still in jel but it fun. Big kidz like me now bcos i helped them kill someone. It was fun and food also good. It grey and brown slop. Toilet is luxery. It a rustiy buckit. Gally: 20.09.2016 “Today me an big kidz escape from jele. We did it by consoming gards and begeng gun proof. Now poolice want to get us. We hid in a forist. I manang to eat sixs gards.
  3. Your hair probably looked like a haybale that just came out of the washing machine.
  4. (Chapter 1, which, while writing the Misadventures, was labelled as “Evriday norm”, will be skipped, as it is simply the original entries actually made by 2016 me) Chapter 2- Fun Thim Time travel is canon in the M2016 cinematic universe, deal with it. It’s why the dates are so whack in this chapter. I’ve traslated the text from bad handwriting in case anyone struggles with reading it. I kept the awful spelling because. ”Taday I went to Antarctica. My faverit part was when I saw a pengin eat a pengin. I also got bited by Mr Poler Beer and now I have a woden leg. I also got frozen in eyes and I had frostbyte,” “Today I went to the medival london. A fire start and I ran to fire beeckus fire bad and I fite it. I for a burn and me no nose now. I faveroute part was when my nose melted,” “Today I jfjsusjhsjwkkakjwja- NoW mY BrAiN gOn AN mE caNt FiNeD oUT ANd GraMeE BaD,”
  5. A few years ago (not 2016, in 202-something) my brother and I found my old diary from 2016. So, we continued it with satire entries where the character who is ‘me’ goes down a… questionable… path. Here, I will start posting the satire entires soon. MASSIVE TW: The Misadventures of 2016 is a very graphic story. Sure, the drawings are uncoloured stick figures and the descriptions are written with the worst spelling and handwriting to ever exist, but if gore makes you too uncomfortable, read with caution! Will start posting later. Hold on just a moment and hype this up however you want.
  6. Seems cool! I’d love to see a tail that can be dropped. Would prefer if it was the ‘gecko tail’, though.
  7. Welcome to hell! I haven’t really been playing niche lately so I mostly vibe in off topic lol. Did you draw that pfp? It looks great! I’ll be happy to see more art from you.
  8. An AMV is an animated music video, made by one person. MAP stands for Multi Animator Project. They’re made by as many as 30 people and everyone animates their own section.
  9. MSM live is actually in less than an hour but I probably won’t go watch, it starts at 11 pm and I’d rather sleep I’ll probably skim through it tommorrow after it’s done. Go straight to what I watch these for which is the lore Q&A and whatever special thing happens if there is one
  10. I smell a perchance generator. Could you link it for me, please?
  11. Is it normal that my thoughts today were constantly interrupted by hissing sounds Like huh I wonder when class is -SSSssssSSs- ending Im -SsssSss- hungry
  12. I fell asleep during class and man did I have a crazy dream… So in the dream I was in school and there was this audio constantly playing in the background of a deep voice singing “LICK YOUR EYES I’LL DO THE SAAAME,” I was about to enter a classroom when my enemy trio stopped me and started yelling at me The more I argued with them the faster the audio got Then one of them floated up as if she was laying on her back and double kicked me in the face, waking me up with a jolt
  13. I am once again asking a random artist to draw a creature Reference of her species from in-game:
  14. I’m speed running these wof books, I’m already most of the way through Escaping Peril Cliff is so wholesome and innocent ahhh
  15. I dreamt that I was being followed around by people asking why I was non-binary???? I’m not even non-binary???
  16. “Oh no, I got the wrong Jesus statue… WELL OF COURSE I GOT THE WRONG JESUS STATUE-“
  17. I think this username is the best variation of ‘birb 2’ yet
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