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ItzFadeDaNightWing

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    Perci Meow

    Blizz

     

    @Dead Blizzard

    @Perci_Meow_UvU

    "Omg Perci lets get married :DD"

    "Yes lets have the wedding. Blizz ur my father."

    "NooooooooOOOOOOOO I wanna be the flower boy >:["

    "Ok you can be the flower girl lets just hurry up."

    "FLoWer BOY"

    *Under metal zipline thingy*

    *all sing very bad wedding music with mouth*

    "YoU mAy nOWw kIss tHe bRIde"

    *pretend to kiz*

    "am now hubby :)"

     

    A week later

     

    "We need a child"

    "Hmm yes" *Grabs a volleyball and puts in shirt* "There I am now prego"

    "Yes much good. Now we need to wait for it to be birthed"

    "Wait we haven't gone on our honeymoon"

    "Let's go to the bar!"

    "Yes- Blizz ur the gay bartender"

    "Ok- Halloooooooooooooooooooooo what can I get you?" *In a very gay manner*

    "Wotor"

    "I want one of those orange things- what are they called- ah yes mimosa but no alcohol bc prego"

    "That's literally just orange juice but ok"

    *after honeymoon*

    "I love how I just got prego but I look 8 months pregnant"

    "Yes."

    "When does our child exist-"

    Later

    "Instead of giving birth at the hospital we have the child in the back of the car. It's much more realistic."

    "Precisely. Allow me to drive" *sits on bench and pretends to drive* 

    *takes out volleyball*

    "Okay we're here dont worry." *walks towards other bench*

    "BLIZZ BE THE RECEPTIONIST"

    "Haello what can I do for you"

    "We birthed a child in the back of the car make sure it doesnt have brain damage please"

    "Ok give me a moment"

    *after stuff*

    "OKay give me my baby back >:[" *tries to grab volleyball but accidentally drops it*

    "Well now it definitely has brain damage."

    "Omg u murdered our baby im getting a divorce"

    "nooOOOOOOOOOOOOO its still aliveeeeeeeEEEEEEEE"

    "Oh ok"

    "ye"

    *later*

    "Blizz next time u can be our child instead of a receptionist or bartender."

    "YEY"

    "Also we're naming de baby Ash"

    "Ash yes."

    "Yef"

    "Yes"

    The end.....(?)

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