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ItzFadeDaNightWing

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  1. 3 minutes ago, Star Starless said:

    "I DON'T KNOW!!" Tyler yelled.

    They glared at the water. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH IT. WHY WAS IT MOVING. 

    hOLY CRAP

    SHE HAD MOVED IT!!?!?!?!?

    They backed away from the pond and glared at it for a few more seconds. "Aha so who wants to try their power now-"

  2. On 8/27/2022 at 9:28 PM, Star Starless said:

     

    (yeah)

    Tyler watched, eyes wide, as the water slowly started following her hand.

    (kk) She freaked out as the water followed her hand and stopped, letting the water drop and pulling her hand back. "HOLY (removed by ur mom) WHAT THE HECK?!"

  3. 1 minute ago, Star Starless said:

    "Uh, maybe stick your arm out and try to... i don't know... uh, control the water?" Tyler suggested.

    "Uh....... Okay."

    She moved her hand and stuck it out in front of her, facing the water. She felt incredibly stupid. She opened her hand and then turned it into a fist, as if grasping an invisible rope, and moved it upwards to see if anything happened. (does that work lol)

  4. Fade: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-

    Nutella Monster: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~

    Fade: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-

    Blizzard, recording: This is so cute.

    ~~

    Fade: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

    Blizzard: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

    Fade: Not when you’re playing with Nutella Monster, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

    ~~

    Nutella Monster: Welcome to FREAKING Applebees, do you want apples or bees?

    Blizzard: Bees?

    Nutella Monster: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!

    Blizzard: Wait-

    *Fade approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

    ~~

    Blizzard: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.

    Fade: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

    Blizzard: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

    Nutella Monster: Edible.

    ~~

    *Fade is casually searching around the room*

    Nutella Monster: Hey Fade, what’re you looking for?

    Fade: My will to live.

    *Blizzard walks into the room*

    Fade: Oh, there it is.

    ~~

    Fade: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

    Blizzard: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

    Nutella Monster: A realist sees a freight train.

    Abyss: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

    ~~

    Blizzard: Fade, we're hungry!

    Abyss: Fade! What's for dinner?

    Nutella Monster: We're hungry, Fade!

    Fade, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

    ~~

    Fade: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

    Abyss: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

    Fade: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

    Abyss: But I heard a siren.

    Blizzard: That was Nutella Monster.

    Nutella Monster: Sorry, I got nervous.

    ~~

    Nutella Monster: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

    Fade: *crouches down*

    Abyss: *kneels down*

    Blizzard: *sits on the floor*

    Nutella Monster:

    Nutella Monster: I hate all of you.

    ~~

    *In a horror movie situation*

    Nutella Monster: I've got no service on my phone here.

    Blizzard: Shoot, my battery just died.

    Fade: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.

    Abyss: Guys, my phone is a book.

    @no.THIS IS SO TRUE BABHAHA

    ~~

    Abyss & Blizzard in the back of Fade’s car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

    Nutella Monster: We have food at home.

    Fade: *pulls into the McDonald's drive through*

    Abyss Blizzard: YAYYYYYY!

    Fade: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

    ~~

    Fade: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.

    Blizzard: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

    Fade: Absolutely not.

    ~~

    Fade: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.

    Fade: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

    ~~

    Nutella Monster, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

    Fade, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

    Abyss, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

    Blizzard, trembling: What are we playing?!

    ~~

    Fade: ARE YOU-

    Nutella Monster: Bleeping.

    Fade: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

    Nutella Monster: Bleeping.

    Fade: IDIOT!

    Abyss: …What was that?

    Nutella Monster: Blizzard banned Fade from swearing, so I’m helping them out.

    ~~

    Nutella Monster: You're smiling. What happened?

    Fade: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

    Blizzard: Abyss tripped and fell down the stairs today.

    ~~

    Nutella Monster: You’re just being paranoid. Again.

    Fade: When have I been paranoid?

    Nutella Monster: Um, when you first met Abyss you thought they were an undercover cop…?

    Fade: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera!

    Nutella Monster: And last year you were sure Blizzard was a mermaid!

    Fade: They hate wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?!

    *Later, when Fade’s theory is proven wrong*

    Nutella Monster: Do you have anything to say for yourself?

    Fade: I still think Blizzard is a mermaid.

    ~~

    *The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword*

    Fade: Rude.

    Abyss: That's fair.

    Blizzard: Not again.

    Nutella Monster: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

    ~~

    Blizzard: Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Fade. They're mad at you.

    Fade: No, it's Nutella Monster. They're just being gramatically correct!

    *meanwhile*

    Nutella Monster: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them.

    Abyss: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.

    Nutella Monster: I stand by my choice.

    ~~

    Blizzard, Fade & Abyss: *screaming*

    Nutella Monster: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Abyss?!

    Blizzard: Wait, why are you asking Abyss that when Fade and I are also here?

    Nutella Monster: Because Abyss wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

    ~~

    Fade: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

    Abyss: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

    Blizzard: Why were you microwaving a lemon???

    Abyss: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

    Nutella Monster: Did you burn an orange too? How???

    Abyss: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

    ~~

    Fade: *Gasp*

    Blizzard: wHAT??

    Fade: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

    Blizzard: *inhales*

    Nutella Monster, in another room with Abyss: Why can I hear screeching?

    ~~

    *Everyone is playing a board game together

    Abyss: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

    Fade: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

    Blizzard: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

    Nutella Monster: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

    Fade: *flips the board*

    ~~

    Abyss: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

    Nutella Monster: Put spaghetti in it.

    Abyss: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

    Blizzard: Put spaghetti in it.

    Abyss: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

    Fade: Put spaghetti in it.

    Abyss: I am no longer taking suggestions.

    ~~

    Fade: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?

    Nutella Monster: Um, murder???

    Abyss: Adventuring!

    Blizzard: Tuesday.

    ~~

    Blizzard: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

    Fade, Abyss, & Nutella Monster: Okay.

    Blizzard: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

    Nutella Monster: Bold of you to assume I have money.

    Fade: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

    Abyss: Bold of you to assume I can die.

    ~~

    Nutella Monster: Christmas is cancelled.

    Abyss: You can't cancel a holiday.

    Nutella Monster: Keep it up, Abyss, and you'll lose New Year's too.

    Abyss: What does that mean?

    Nutella Monster: Blizzard, take New Year's away from Abyss.

    ~~

    Abyss: I'm bored.

    Blizzard: Wanna commit first degree murder?

    Abyss: Sure!

    Nutella Monster, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Fade down!!

    ~~

    Nutella Monster: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

    Abyss: You left me, Blizzard, and Fade in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

    Nutella Monster: I did that on purpose, try again.

    ~~

    Abyss: You have friends and I envy that.

    Nutella Monster: You're welcome to share my friends.

    Abyss: *looks at Fade and Blizzard*

    Abyss: I don't want those.

    ~~

    Abyss, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

    Blizzard: Gray.

    Fade: Grey.

    Abyss, turning to Nutella Monster: Now tell them what color you think it is.

    Nutella Monster: Dark white.

    ~~

    Nutella Monster: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

    Abyss: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

    Fade: I got distracted halfway through.

    Blizzard: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

    ~~

    Nutella Monster, watching Blizzard and Abyss fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

    Fade, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

    Nutella Monster: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

    Blizzard: Fade.

    Abyss: Fade.

    Fade: Me.

    ~~

    Blizzard: What if people had food names and food had people names?

    Abyss: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Blizzard for dinner.

    Nutella Monster: What is wrong with you people?

    Fade: Shut up, chocolate.

    ~~

    Blizzard: Die.

    Fade: Please don't die!

    Blizzard: DIE!

    Fade: PLEASE DON'T DIE!

    Nutella Monster, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?

    Abyss, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Fade wants Blizzard to accept it as their kid.

    ~~

    Nutella Monster: You guys worried about Blizzard?

    Abyss: Totally!

    Fade: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"

    Nutella Monster: And what'd you say?

    Fade: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."

    Abyss:

    Nutella Monster: They're lucky to have you as a friend.

    ~~

    Fade, teaching Abyss to drive: Okay, you're driving and Nutella Monster and Blizzard walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

    Abyss: Oh, definitely Blizzard. I could never hurt Nutella Monster.

    Fade, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

    ~~

    Nutella Monster: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

    Nutella Monster: *aggressively throws water bottles*

    Blizzard: Uh... what's up with them?

    Abyss: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

    Nutella Monster: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

    Fade, crying: It's working.

    ~~

    BAHAHHAHAH THATS AMAZINGT

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  5. Fade: What’s it like being tall?

    Fade: Is it nice?

    Fade: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

    Blizzard: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

    Nutella Monster: It was one time!

  6. Fade: Hey, Blizzard. Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Blizzard: To get to the other side?

    Fade: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“

    Fade: Hey, Blizzard. Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Blizzard: To get to the other side?

    Fade: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“

    Blizzard: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?

    Fade: To get to the idiot’s house.

    Blizzard: ...Ok?

    Nutella Monster: Hey, Blizzard. Knock knock.

    Blizzard: No.

    Nutella Monster: You were supposed to say “who’s there?”

    Blizzard: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there?

    Nutella Monster: The chicken.

    Blizzard:

    Nutella Monster:

    Fade:

    Blizzard: Listen here you little-

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  7. Blizzard: So, Nutella Monster is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

    Fade: Why?

    Blizzard: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

    Nutella Monster, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your BUTT.

  8. *Blizzard dies in a game with ships*

    Nutella Monster: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.

    Nutella Monster: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.

    Fade: Legend has it that Blizzard still haunts the ship, stealing my freaking soda.

    Blizzard: Of course I do.

  9. On 8/22/2022 at 10:17 AM, ItzFadeDaNightWing said:

    can i join :)

    I would like to take w a t a h

    Name: Jayden

    Age: 16

    God: water

    Sexuality: bishreksual

    Gender/Pronouns: She/they

    Appearance: Brown fluffy short hair, hazel eyes, 5'8. Wears hoodies most of the time with stylish pants that have chains. Normally they either wear extremely bright colored clothing or black clothing.

    Other notes: waterbender :)

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