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"he's crippled" "Just like you :)" "Wait wha-"
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it gives me steven universe vibes
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(kk) She freaked out as the water followed her hand and stopped, letting the water drop and pulling her hand back. "HOLY (removed by ur mom) WHAT THE HECK?!"
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"Uh....... Okay." She moved her hand and stuck it out in front of her, facing the water. She felt incredibly stupid. She opened her hand and then turned it into a fist, as if grasping an invisible rope, and moved it upwards to see if anything happened. (does that work lol)
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Fade: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Nutella Monster: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Fade: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Blizzard, recording: This is so cute. ~~ Fade: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. Blizzard: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. Fade: Not when you’re playing with Nutella Monster, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.” ~~ Nutella Monster: Welcome to FREAKING Applebees, do you want apples or bees? Blizzard: Bees? Nutella Monster: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! Blizzard: Wait- *Fade approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly* ~~ Blizzard: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. Fade: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Blizzard: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Nutella Monster: Edible. ~~ *Fade is casually searching around the room* Nutella Monster: Hey Fade, what’re you looking for? Fade: My will to live. *Blizzard walks into the room* Fade: Oh, there it is. ~~ Fade: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Blizzard: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Nutella Monster: A realist sees a freight train. Abyss: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks. ~~ Blizzard: Fade, we're hungry! Abyss: Fade! What's for dinner? Nutella Monster: We're hungry, Fade! Fade, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams* ~~ Fade: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Abyss: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. Fade: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. Abyss: But I heard a siren. Blizzard: That was Nutella Monster. Nutella Monster: Sorry, I got nervous. ~~ Nutella Monster: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Fade: *crouches down* Abyss: *kneels down* Blizzard: *sits on the floor* Nutella Monster: Nutella Monster: I hate all of you. ~~ *In a horror movie situation* Nutella Monster: I've got no service on my phone here. Blizzard: Shoot, my battery just died. Fade: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer. Abyss: Guys, my phone is a book. @no.THIS IS SO TRUE BABHAHA ~~ Abyss & Blizzard in the back of Fade’s car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! Nutella Monster: We have food at home. Fade: *pulls into the McDonald's drive through* Abyss Blizzard: YAYYYYYY! Fade: *orders one black coffee and leaves* ~~ Fade: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you. Blizzard: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Fade: Absolutely not. ~~ Fade: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it. Fade: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there. ~~ Nutella Monster, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Fade, pulling out an Uno card: +4. Abyss, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you! Blizzard, trembling: What are we playing?! ~~ Fade: ARE YOU- Nutella Monster: Bleeping. Fade: KIDDING ME?! YOU- Nutella Monster: Bleeping. Fade: IDIOT! Abyss: …What was that? Nutella Monster: Blizzard banned Fade from swearing, so I’m helping them out. ~~ Nutella Monster: You're smiling. What happened? Fade: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Blizzard: Abyss tripped and fell down the stairs today. ~~ Nutella Monster: You’re just being paranoid. Again. Fade: When have I been paranoid? Nutella Monster: Um, when you first met Abyss you thought they were an undercover cop…? Fade: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera! Nutella Monster: And last year you were sure Blizzard was a mermaid! Fade: They hate wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?! *Later, when Fade’s theory is proven wrong* Nutella Monster: Do you have anything to say for yourself? Fade: I still think Blizzard is a mermaid. ~~ *The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword* Fade: Rude. Abyss: That's fair. Blizzard: Not again. Nutella Monster: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it? ~~ Blizzard: Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Fade. They're mad at you. Fade: No, it's Nutella Monster. They're just being gramatically correct! *meanwhile* Nutella Monster: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them. Abyss: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'. Nutella Monster: I stand by my choice. ~~ Blizzard, Fade & Abyss: *screaming* Nutella Monster: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Abyss?! Blizzard: Wait, why are you asking Abyss that when Fade and I are also here? Nutella Monster: Because Abyss wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance. ~~ Fade: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Abyss: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 Blizzard: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Abyss: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. Nutella Monster: Did you burn an orange too? How??? Abyss: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 ~~ Fade: *Gasp* Blizzard: wHAT?? Fade: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish? Blizzard: *inhales* Nutella Monster, in another room with Abyss: Why can I hear screeching? ~~ *Everyone is playing a board game together Abyss: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Fade: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Blizzard: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Nutella Monster: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Fade: *flips the board* ~~ Abyss: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? Nutella Monster: Put spaghetti in it. Abyss: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. Blizzard: Put spaghetti in it. Abyss: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. Fade: Put spaghetti in it. Abyss: I am no longer taking suggestions. ~~ Fade: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff? Nutella Monster: Um, murder??? Abyss: Adventuring! Blizzard: Tuesday. ~~ Blizzard: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Fade, Abyss, & Nutella Monster: Okay. Blizzard: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Nutella Monster: Bold of you to assume I have money. Fade: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Abyss: Bold of you to assume I can die. ~~ Nutella Monster: Christmas is cancelled. Abyss: You can't cancel a holiday. Nutella Monster: Keep it up, Abyss, and you'll lose New Year's too. Abyss: What does that mean? Nutella Monster: Blizzard, take New Year's away from Abyss. ~~ Abyss: I'm bored. Blizzard: Wanna commit first degree murder? Abyss: Sure! Nutella Monster, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Fade down!! ~~ Nutella Monster: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! Abyss: You left me, Blizzard, and Fade in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. Nutella Monster: I did that on purpose, try again. ~~ Abyss: You have friends and I envy that. Nutella Monster: You're welcome to share my friends. Abyss: *looks at Fade and Blizzard* Abyss: I don't want those. ~~ Abyss, pointing to the wall: What color is this? Blizzard: Gray. Fade: Grey. Abyss, turning to Nutella Monster: Now tell them what color you think it is. Nutella Monster: Dark white. ~~ Nutella Monster: How did none of you hear what I just said?! Abyss: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Fade: I got distracted halfway through. Blizzard: Ignoring you was a conscious decision. ~~ Nutella Monster, watching Blizzard and Abyss fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt? Fade, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other. Nutella Monster: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three? Blizzard: Fade. Abyss: Fade. Fade: Me. ~~ Blizzard: What if people had food names and food had people names? Abyss: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Blizzard for dinner. Nutella Monster: What is wrong with you people? Fade: Shut up, chocolate. ~~ Blizzard: Die. Fade: Please don't die! Blizzard: DIE! Fade: PLEASE DON'T DIE! Nutella Monster, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant? Abyss, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Fade wants Blizzard to accept it as their kid. ~~ Nutella Monster: You guys worried about Blizzard? Abyss: Totally! Fade: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?" Nutella Monster: And what'd you say? Fade: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno." Abyss: Nutella Monster: They're lucky to have you as a friend. ~~ Fade, teaching Abyss to drive: Okay, you're driving and Nutella Monster and Blizzard walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? Abyss: Oh, definitely Blizzard. I could never hurt Nutella Monster. Fade, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes. ~~ Nutella Monster: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Nutella Monster: *aggressively throws water bottles* Blizzard: Uh... what's up with them? Abyss: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. Nutella Monster: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Fade, crying: It's working. ~~ BAHAHHAHAH THATS AMAZINGT
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Fade: What’s it like being tall? Fade: Is it nice? Fade: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? Blizzard: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want. Nutella Monster: It was one time!
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Fade: Hey, Blizzard. Why did the chicken cross the road? Blizzard: To get to the other side? Fade: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“ Fade: Hey, Blizzard. Why did the chicken cross the road? Blizzard: To get to the other side? Fade: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“ Blizzard: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road? Fade: To get to the idiot’s house. Blizzard: ...Ok? Nutella Monster: Hey, Blizzard. Knock knock. Blizzard: No. Nutella Monster: You were supposed to say “who’s there?” Blizzard: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there? Nutella Monster: The chicken. Blizzard: Nutella Monster: Fade: Blizzard: Listen here you little-
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Fade: There was a motor close to where I am right now. Blizzard: A motor- a motorcycle? Fade: Oh sorry, a murder. Nutella: That escalated quickly.
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Blizzard: So, Nutella Monster is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Fade: Why? Blizzard: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row. Nutella Monster, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your BUTT.
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*Blizzard dies in a game with ships* Nutella Monster: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us. Nutella Monster: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury. Fade: Legend has it that Blizzard still haunts the ship, stealing my freaking soda. Blizzard: Of course I do.
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Fade: I know we’re not exactly friends, but- Blizzard: What do you want? Fade: I've been stuck with Nutella Monster for 2 weeks and they've been drinking all the soy sauce. Fade: Help.
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Stranded [Human Sim/RP] || OPEN || 3/20 SPOTS TAKEN ||
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Stranded [Human Sim/RP] || OPEN || 3/20 SPOTS TAKEN ||
ItzFadeDaNightWing replied to ItzFadeDaNightWing's topic in Off Topic
epic gamer bump -
i used up all mah credits :')
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"a sunlit indoor lounge area with a pool with clear water and another pool with translucent pastel pink water, next to a big window, digital art"
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YES "photograph of autumn leaves, hay bales and pumpkins outside with cornfields in the background and a warm filter"
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now THIS is what I'm talking about "colorful christmas light decorated area outside in a forest clearing while it's snowing at night"