Weird quotes from 5 minutes ago from me talking to myself, GO!
I'll give you a warning, I do this on a daily basis and that's bc I have no oen own talk to.. so I make a friend in my head.. he's not real, unfortunately. But he's good company.
( CRINGE WARNING)
...ok, I guess you're determined.
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"I divide the states up in these different parts... northeast is New York.. forget the other states..
Above is Kansas.. below is the state with the closest natural beach...
West is California (dont go there, self.. ) and north west is the land of the tastey Alaskan F I S H ...definetly go there... I want fish... any fish.. big fish.. small fish...
Directly north is canada... I call it America's twin brother.
South is mexico... I call it America's cousin that's good at cooking stuff... man... when was the last time I had a nice taco? Maybe I'll ask mom to make tacos for dinner... imean, I'll help ofcourse.. I like tacos- anyways.. the rest of the world is nonexistent to my brain..oh.. wait... Greenland and Iceland.. two favorite places that were names so so accurately.. and New Zealand... yes.. I know those three.
(I know alot more, this is a joke bc I joke to myself with stereotypes..its funny. I have an odd sense of humor)
I dont know any other countries.. man.. I want a burger... McDonald'sssss.... yes.... Mc Donalds... im sure that's part of my diet- yeah.. defiently part of my vegan diet.
IM NOT BUILT TO BE VEGAN.. IM MCDONAVOURUS.. I ONLY EAT MC DONALDS"
" wow.. its raining."