so i did a thing:
i already used this before it became lozfeaf's new favorite thing, so here you go.
Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Shortcake*
Shortcake: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.