survivor

its me!!!! i love artificer sm (tbf i dont have the limitations of the actual campaign but)

'random person named ramsey what is this post?' so you see i have the autistic disease. and i love salmon run. from splatoon. so im going to talk about that and then grizzco. mainly about the funny fish i love the funny fish SALMONID salmonid are the funny name for the salmon! they are sapient and they have whole tribes and cultures surrounding them. no they are not a native american parallel my friend keeps insisting they are but then that muddles the themes of the whole story like the other time they tried to have racism and then it becomes a matpat game theory 'its been a dark story all along' kind of thing. anyways theres three main catergories: Lesser Salmonid lesser salmonid are salmonid that are little babies (parts of the lifecycle) they are the stuff like chum smallfry cohock and snatcher (FROM A HAT IN TIME ?!!?!?!?) these guys are just normal and annoying lol and they live in their tribes however eventually they return to their spawning grounds (where they were born) in a phenomenon called a salmon run, if they are babies its so they can mature based on their living conditions and BECOME Boss Salmonid (Big Game Salmon if you're cool) these guys are cool. and they want you to know that. so they attack you and wipe your team on wave 2 for the second time in a row and last time you also had to deal with glowflies on ROUNF ONE and you were doing so well BUT THEN your team forgot to kill the stinger and wipes all of you big game salmon are all super siller i love them all dearly (expect for flyfish) ill go into them more later along with more cuture stuff ermm thats it for RAMSEY LOVES SALMON RUN!! tune in next time for more epic content

ermmmm ermm can i be the silly straw survivor

thoughts on sopping wet cats

slug

way too much happened at school today, too tired to write abt the jellyfish have a doodle?? wip??? idk take it boom

MY SON !!!!!!!!

ITS SO SAD i love them though

cw// large boy inbound LARGE MAN INBOUND OH NO 🐌 GIANT AFRICAN (LAND) SNAIL 🐌 giant african land snails, or as ill call them big boyes are the largest known snails in the world!! they make 'excellent pets' and r very easy to care for ! (this is a lie + do your own actual research lol im just trying to spread propaganda) they can live for around 9-ish years !!! they reach around 20cm in length and 10cm in diameter (size of an average adult fist) he has no brain !!! head empy... he has but a collection of neurons snails bleed blue... not like that guys.... its fine.... sighing they are unfortunately an invasive species in the majority of the US and could carry a parasite that damages humans look how polite with his little kitteen cat face :3 they eat the cucumber!!!!!! kisses next one probably isnt a snail (im a little liar) ill try 2 keep up a daily release for funzies

my son. he is sick (with the silly disease)

SILLY !!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤠 also i think i can do fancy formatting with this

ive become obsessed with snails i want to talk about them

>> that will happen soon regardless of the fires tbh

we have to get one fire every 2 weeks