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Diosoal, grinning: Before you were what? Checkbook: Before I was- Diosoal: What? Checkbook: Before I was inter- Diosoal: Before you were interrupted? Checkbook: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll- Diosoal: What? Checkbook: *makes frustrated sound* Quill, nervously: Stop that. Before she hurts you. Postage Stamp: Change is inedible. Lotus Flower: Don’t you mean inevitable? Postage Stamp, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn’t Rusty: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media. Quill: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something. Checkbook, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof? Postage Stamp: Guess what I'm about to get! Lava Lamp: On my nerves. Quill: They made Rusty cry! Lava Lamp: Rusty always cries! Rusty: That's not true! *cries* Kidnapper: I have one of your boyfriends. Lava Lamp: Which one? I have two. Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up. Lava Lamp: Which one? I have two. DF, distantly: HEY!!!

"weaponized basketball"

here's some for some of the cast of aquatic archipelago (a niche playthrough i never posted) too Dogfish Tigershark Orca Acorn Whale Orca II Orca III Tigershark II Catfish Alligator Alligator II Swordfish Anglerfish Alligator: *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi! Anglerfish: Hey- what are you doing-? Alligator, shoving an oreo into their mouth: I am saving space : D Dogfish: So, what's it like living with Catfish? Orca III: They once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter." Dogfish: ... Orca III: I love them so much.

Quill: I really like Eminem. Rusty: I prefer skittles. Diosoal: He is talking about the rapper. Rusty: Why would he eat the wrapper? ^ he tried eating a soda can once, i wouldn't be surprised if he did eat the wrapper Postage Stamp: Here you go, Checkbook, a nice hot cup of coffee! Checkbook: It's cold. Postage Stamp: A nice cup of coffee. Checkbook: It's horrible! Postage Stamp: Cup of coffee. Checkbook: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee. Postage Stamp: C U P. Quill: Why does everyone want to kill Lava Lamp? Checkbook: Because, goddamnit, have you seen him? Her neck looks so snappable. Quill: Come on Diosoal, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that... Diosoal: Yes I can, dear. Fifty dollars. Rusty: So, according to my university, it is, quote, “my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department.” Rusty: Now, if you’re a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing. Rusty: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?! Rusty: Are you this rude to everyone?! Checkbook: Yup. Checkbook: Don't think you're special. Lava Lamp: I hate you sometimes. DF: Well according to this picture Rusty drew of us holding hands that's not true. Lava Lamp: DF, you drew that. DF: It doesn't matter. Postage Stamp: I was put on this earth to do one thing. Postage Stamp: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want. DF: What? I'm not aggressive! Rusty: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips! DF: Survival of the fittest. Lotus Flower: Hand me the people opener. Quill: ... Quill: Pardon? Lotus Flower, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me! Quill, stressed: WHAT THE HELL IS A PEOPLE OPENER? Lotus Flower: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle? Quill: Knife. It's called a knife. Diosoal: You're a lying piece of crap! Lotus Flower: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Lava Lamp: I'm leaving and I'm taking Quill with me! Rusty, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today. DF: What do you guys do when you're stressed? Rusty: Try and calm myself down! Quill: Sleep. Lava Lamp: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out. Postage Stamp: I don't. Checkbook, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me! DF: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it! DF: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, crap." DF & Lava Lamp: *Playing video games* Quill: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games? DF: *silence* Lava Lamp: *silence* Quill, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you? DF & Lava Lamp in shame: Yeah... Quill: Hey, Diosoal you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform. Diosoal: Have you ever been to a mortuary? Quill: Yea, my grandma lives there. Rusty: That is the worst response to that question. Checkbook, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Lotus Flower: Hey. Quill: Hi. Postage Stamp: Hello. Lava Lamp: Hey! Checkbook: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Rusty: We were out of Doritos. Lotus Flower: When was the last time you cried? Lava Lamp: Uh, 15 minutes ago, why?? Lotus Flower: Really? That recent? Lava Lamp: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue? *starts crying again* DF: Lava Lamp's first detention, I'm so proud. Checkbook: Whoa, back up. Why did he get detention? Diosoal: Because she's an idiot. Postage Stamp, terrified: They can do that?? Checkbook: You’re jealous. Diosoal: Jealous? Checkbook: That’s why you were being so negative about this. Diosoal: That’s absurd. I’m always negative. Checkbook: You guys worried about Lava Lamp? Rusty: Totally! Postage Stamp: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?" Checkbook: And what'd you say? Postage Stamp: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno." Rusty: Checkbook: They're lucky to have you as a friend. Postage Stamp: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this. Rusty: What did you do, Postage Stamp? Postage Stamp: A mistake.

here's the character list btw Rusty Checkbook Quill DF Diosoal Postage Stamp Lotus Flower Lava Lamp Checkbook: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses. Rusty: The big five licenses? Checkbook: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one. Lotus Flower: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Diosoal. DF: I dropped Postage Stamp. Quill: DF, what the hell. DF: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference. DF: Anyways, you said Postage Stamp is enjoying finger painting! That's great. Lava Lamp: *pitches an idea* Quill, impressed: Huh, there might be something here! Lotus Flower, under their breath: Yeah, a lawsuit. Diosoal: What the hell. Diosoal: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship. Diosoal: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy. Rusty: Why aren’t you sleeping? Lotus Flower: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Rusty. Rusty: Lotus Flower: ...The nightmares. Rusty: *wrapping their arms around Lotus Flower* Awwww, sweetie- ^ ok but this is literally their dynamic Rusty: :) Lotus Flower: >:( Rusty: Turn that frown upside down! Lotus Flower: ):< Rusty: Not sure what I was expecting... DF: Why were you up yesterday until 3am? Postage Stamp: How did you know I was up until 3am? Rusty: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes. Lotus Flower: I feel like I can be myself around you. Checkbook: You’re weird and quiet around me. Lotus Flower: Yes.

ye most of these r gonna be quotes for characters from a comic im working on concepts and plot for

"it's a chocolate bar" "..." "a w h a t"

wow

how in the world do you get 3 socks on a roof

(not me waiting to be significant /hj)

that moment when you have no clue what to name your files

(PFF)

(it's a curse /j)

(ngl eidos would fit better)

(top 10 timing ever. also ngl any of the open clans would work for rusty so yur)

(can rusty be the head of exypnos 👀)

understandable

""NO! So much death!" He danced out with a smile"

ah rip :'[ the only reason i've skipped school this year is for club stuff,,, and i do homework at school (or o it the last second bc i procrastinate)

LET'S GO LESS THAN 2 WEEKS OF SCHOOL LEFT!!

(vine boom) Rusty was busy caring for her plants. After all, she had a lot of them...

so true

quick fcfs thing,,,,, get it before it's gone h base by eels are friends