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Will you stand with Squirrel? ( @Squirrel )or Bread-dog? ( @Bread-dog )

or.. pancakes ( @Vanilla )

The next epic battle, 

coming to your toaster!

(Toaster parts sold separately.)

(Also this is dead-)

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Who dares stand against me? I am a goddess, and i could easilly destroy all of you.

Yet if i did, that would be no fun.

So i will let you sinners live.

for now.

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2 minutes ago, Bread-dog said:

Who dares stand against me? I am a goddess, and i could easilly destroy all of you.

Yet if i did, that would be no fun.

So i will let you sinners live.

for now.

The squirrel watches, 

It speaks,

"You have made a mistake."

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Just now, Pollygussie said:

The squirrel watches, 

It speaks,

"You have made a mistake."

"And what would that be?"

bread-dog stood infront of the squirrel, staring them in the eye.

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2 minutes ago, Bread-dog said:

"And what would that be?"

bread-dog stood infront of the squirrel, staring them in the eye.

 The squirrel cut a piece of bread in half, then set fire to it.

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1 minute ago, Pollygussie said:

 The squirrel cut a piece of bread in half, then set fire to it.

Bread-dog watched, standing perfectly still, but clearly upset.

"I can destroy the universe immediately, yet i havent. And this is the thanks i get?"

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12 minutes ago, Bread-dog said:

Bread-dog watched, standing perfectly still, but clearly upset.

"I can destroy the universe immediately, yet i havent. And this is the thanks i get?"

The Squirrel did it again, staring Bread-dog in the eyes

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Just now, Squirrel said:

The Squirrel did it again, staring Bread-dog in the eyes

Bread-dog grabbed the squirrel by the tail, and held it over a lava pit.

"Any last words?"

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1 minute ago, Bread-dog said:

Bread-dog grabbed the squirrel by the tail, and held it over a lava pit.

"Any last words?"

Squirrel pressed the button: stop being a mary sue 

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Just now, Squirrel said:

Squirrel pressed the button: stop being a mary sue 

"Hey it's not my fault im a goddess and your literally a rodent."

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10 hours ago, Bread-dog said:

"Hey it's not my fault im a goddess and your literally a rodent."

"Nothing more to say?"

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45 minutes ago, Bread-dog said:

"Nothing more to say?"

The squirrel pulled out a knife, 

"If you're bread-dog, you must be bread.."

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1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

The squirrel pulled out a knife, 

"If you're bread-dog, you must be bread.."

"Yes, but i am immortal bread."

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3 minutes ago, Bread-dog said:

"Pancakes?

Pan. cakes.

Cakes made of pans.

wat."

Im Now on team Pancake,

you both suck

Pancakes be better

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1 minute ago, Vanilla said:

Im Now on team Pancake,

you both suck

Pancakes be better

Squirrel says pancakes are cool too

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2 minutes ago, Bread-dog said:

"What is a pancake"

"Bread, but better."

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1 minute ago, Bread-dog said:

Bread-dog googles pancakes.

 

Just now, Bread-dog said:

bread-dog leaves, but comes back with a giant box full of pancakes.

Squirrel uses this to steal all the bread and download a virus on Bread-dog's computer

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Just now, Squirrel said:

 

Squirrel uses this to steal all the bread and download a virus on Bread-dog's computer

"You fool.

I HAVE 70 ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS!"

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