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Just now, Bread-dog said:

"You fool.

I HAVE 70 ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS!"

"The virus infects the entire computer, not just a single account." Squirrel says 

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Just now, Squirrel said:

"The virus infects the entire computer, not just a single account." Squirrel says 

"Each account is on a different computer."

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1 minute ago, Bread-dog said:

"Each account is on a different computer."

Squirrel proceeds to put the virus on every computer 

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We need more chaos, people. This is far too tame compared to the revolution.

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Just now, Squirrel said:

Squirrel proceeds to put the virus on every computer 

"How the **** did you find all my computers?

Looks like i might have to let Darkness out of her cage."

"PLEASE LET ME GO"

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1 minute ago, PincerClaw420 said:

We need more chaos, people. This is far too tame compared to the revolution.

Y E S 

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"Then do it." Squirrel loads the cannons

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In a dark corner stood a figure, towering over the rest. It chanted something, drawing a circle on the floor with red chalk. In the circle they drew what appeared to be a cat, then stopped. 

As the cat's nose was booped, screeching began to emerge out of the floor and the ground began to shake.

(Just to spice things up)

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6 minutes ago, Bread-dog said:

"Dont worry, i just let Darkness out of her cage."

 

4 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

"Then do it." Squirrel loads the cannons

 

1 minute ago, Vanilla said:

*cocks pancake Batter Gun*

@Bread-dog

 

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Just now, PincerClaw420 said:

In a dark corner stood a figure, towering over the rest. It chanted something, drawing a circle on the floor with red chalk. In the circle they drew what appeared to be a cat, then stopped. 

As the cat's nose was booped, screeching began to emerge out of the floor and the ground began to shake.

(Just to spice things up)

*Points gun*

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Just now, Squirrel said:

 

 

@Bread-dog

 

Darkness walked out of her cage.

"You seriously think im going to listen to you? Or even anyone?"

Darkness, despite being alot smaller than Bread-dog, knocked bread-dog out of the way, while walking towards the Squirrel.

"A squirrel? Really?"

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4 minutes ago, Vanilla said:

*Points gun*

The mysterious figure stared at the squirrel, before walking closer as the ground began to shake much more rapidly. It was a bit clearer now. Their appearance resembled that of a cat, but their legs, tail, snout and ears were far longer, and plus their neck seemed to be non-existent. 

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Just now, PincerClaw420 said:

The mysterious figure stared at the squirrel, before walking closer as the ground began to shake much more rapidly. It was a bit clearer now. Their appearance resembled that of a cat, but their legs, tail, snout and ears were far longer, and plus their neck seemed to be non-existent. 

*Boops*

Is u dangerous

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1 minute ago, PincerClaw420 said:

The mysterious figure stared at the squirrel, before walking closer as the ground began to shake much more rapidly. It was a bit clearer now. Their appearance resembled that of a cat, but their legs, tail, snout and ears were far longer, and plus their neck seemed to be non-existent. 

Bread-dog noticed.

"Another challenger?"

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1 minute ago, Bread-dog said:

Darkness walked out of her cage.

"You seriously think im going to listen to you? Or even anyone?"

Darkness, despite being alot smaller than Bread-dog, knocked bread-dog out of the way, while walking towards the Squirrel.

"A squirrel? Really?"

Squirrel pointed a gun at Darkness,

"Polly made a entire cult about me."

(Yes this is true, it's just a joke xD)

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5 minutes ago, Vanilla said:

*Boops*

Is u dangerous

"..." 

"Perhaps."

Their words were oddly comforting, but what wasn't as good was the fact something was forming on the cat circle they had drew. Something bright, but black. Like the sun had been given the same treatment as the moon and now had a darkside too.

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Just now, Squirrel said:

Squirrel pointed a gun at Darkness,

"Polly made a entire cult about me."

(Yes this is true, it's just a joke xD)

"A cult? That's it?

Pathetic."

Darkness barred her teeth.

"Weaklings have no place here."

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3 minutes ago, Bread-dog said:

"A cult? That's it?

Pathetic."

Darkness barred her teeth.

"Weaklings have no place here."

Squirrel pulled out a light bulb 

(Get it? Because their darkness?)

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5 minutes ago, Bread-dog said:

"A cult? That's it?

Pathetic."

Darkness barred her teeth.

"Weaklings have no place here."

"If they have no place here, get out, before it gets... bloody." The creature hissed, extending it's neck-body fusion and spitting at the still shaking ground. "If you are indeed not a weakling, I would like to test out that statement."

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4 minutes ago, PincerClaw420 said:

"..." 

"Perhaps."

Their words were oddly comforting, but what wasn't as good was the fact something was forming on the cat circle they had drew. Something bright, but black. Like the sun had been given the same treatment as the moon and now had a darkside too.

"Well I am the leader of the Pancake! would you like to join?"

:)

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Just now, PincerClaw420 said:

"If they have no place here, get out, before it gets... bloody." The creature hissed, extending it's neck-body fusion and spitting at the still shaking ground. "If you are indeed not a weakling, I would like to test out that statement."

Darkness turned towards the creature.

"Then test you shall."

 

Lisa watched from the distance, eating cake.

"this gonna be good."

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2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Squirrel pulled out a light bulb 

(Get it? Because their darkness?)

"HAH!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"

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