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2 minutes ago, Alyssia said:

I’m only trying to do what’s best for the website! D :

B-but that was an important piece of history

It could have been moved to off-topic or something

But now it's gone... forever.

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Just now, Lilyturf said:

B-but that was an important piece of history

It could have been moved to off-topic or something

But now it's gone... forever.

Man these forums are weird, I apologize for what I’ve done...

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Just now, Alyssia said:

Man these forums are weird, I apologize for what I’ve done...

Weird is an understatement, my bucko...

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1 minute ago, PincerClaw420 said:

Weird is an understatement, my bucko...

Still, I’m sorry, I’m not as young as you guys are, I have as much responsibilities to do in life, and I suppose I shouldn’t have messed with this...

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You know what I realized? This community rarely ever posts about Niche, 98% of the time posts are made in the Off Topic forum, honestly this makes me wanna leave after what I’ve done because I’m only ever here for Niche, I’ve been beta testing the mobile game, and I’ve been helping with the Switch port of the PC game, I don’t wanna leave all that behind though...

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2 minutes ago, Alyssia said:

You know what I realized? This community rarely ever posts about Niche, 98% of the time posts are made in the Off Topic forum, honestly this makes me wanna leave after what I’ve done because I’m only ever here for Niche, I’ve been beta testing the mobile game, and I’ve been helping with the Switch port of the PC game, I don’t wanna leave all that behind though...

Leaving is your decision, and I understand, but there are still plenty of regular posts in the niche section and plenty of discussion. Besides, it would be expected for the off topic section to have more posts. The niche sub-forum is restricted to only talking about niche, but for the off topic section you can talk about... well, anything. 

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1 minute ago, PincerClaw420 said:

Leaving is your decision, and I understand, but there are still plenty of regular posts in the niche section and plenty of discussion. Besides, it would be expected for the off topic section to have more posts. The niche sub-forum is restricted to only talking about niche, but for the off topic section you can talk about... well, anything. 

And I didn’t realize this was going to become popular, so I just made the report before this even happened, I’m so sorry...(I suffer with anxiety too I apologize)

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Just now, Alyssia said:

And I didn’t realize this was going to become popular, so I just made the report before this even happened, I’m so sorry...(I suffer with anxiety too I apologize)

We're talking about the start of a fictional cult here. You were just doing what you thought was best for the forums, it's alright. It's not like you committed first degree murder or violated the geneva convention.

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Just now, PincerClaw420 said:

We're talking about the start of a fictional cult here. You were just doing what you thought was best for the forums, it's alright. It's not like you committed first degree murder or violated the geneva convention.

Still, I should’ve just left things alone.

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1 minute ago, Alyssia said:

Still, I should’ve just left things alone.

Hey it's okay, we still have the screenshots and memes

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@Alyssia It's not a big deal. This is nothing to leave the forums over. We aren't mad, really. We're just doing it for the meme

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Just now, Lilyturf said:

@Alyssia It's not a big deal. This is nothing to leave the forums over. We aren't mad, really. We're just doing it for the meme

Alright, I don’t often take jokes literally and I needed some confirmation.

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1 minute ago, Alyssia said:

Alright, I don’t often take jokes literally and I needed some confirmation.

Yeah, it is really no problem. I think we all understand why you reported it, and right now we're all fooling around. You haven't done anything wrong at all and none of us are mad .

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*slides into this topic*

so,,,,

do we also make weekly sacrifices?

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Just now, Possum Girl said:

*slides into this topic*

so,,,,

do we also make weekly sacrifices?

-only burning animal crackers for new furniture!

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1 minute ago, PincerClaw420 said:

-only burning animal crackers for new furniture!

well, what else would we sacrifice? anything else would be ridiculous! 

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3 hours ago, Lilyturf said:

When I'm done with homework I'm drawing my nichesona with a hood

Here's the full thing

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12 minutes ago, Lilyturf said:

Here's the full thing

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Amazing!!! 😻

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13 hours ago, Alyssia said:

SO STRANGE.. how someone out of nowhere decides to advertise here! What in the meaning of Nichelings is all that about??

there's been a couple other ads but I just rejected them before they were actually posted

12 hours ago, PincerClaw420 said:

BRUH THEY REMOVED IT

yeah sorry, I marked our Lord and Savior Daniel as a spammer and it automatically removed everything

7 hours ago, Alyssia said:

You know what I realized? This community rarely ever posts about Niche, 98% of the time posts are made in the Off Topic forum, honestly this makes me wanna leave after what I’ve done because I’m only ever here for Niche, I’ve been beta testing the mobile game, and I’ve been helping with the Switch port of the PC game, I don’t wanna leave all that behind though...

soon I'll try and contribute to the Niche section more

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41 minutes ago, Sky said:

there's been a couple other ads but I just rejected them before they were actually posted

yeah sorry, I marked our Lord and Savior Daniel as a spammer and it automatically removed everything

soon I'll try and contribute to the Niche section more

Thanks for coming over and telling us ❤️ and I consider more Niche content myself too when I actually have the time.. ^^;

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Dudes, I think we might be running out of stuff to use as memes, it'll probably get boring after a while to hear the same "the cult v. normal people" format, what could we do?

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22 minutes ago, PincerClaw420 said:

Dudes, I think we might be running out of stuff to use as memes, it'll probably get boring after a while to hear the same "the cult v. normal people" format, what could we do?

We should probably try and find some more weird stuff on their homepage. Like the whiteboard, we could probably do something with that. Maybe elaborate on the cult thing, work with what we have. Try and decode something.

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We don't have much from Dan, but I am sure he gave us far more that we can comprehend. Let's take a look at his original message:

Fast office furniture has an enviable reputation for supplying commercial quality office furniture in Brisbane. They have a large range of products for every type of commercial environment. A professional assembly service is also available for their products in most metro areas. They have furniture products to suit every budget. Fast Office Furniture delivers throughout Australia from local warehouses to ensure the safety of your products.

There are multiple ways he could have hidden a message in there. Perhaps it has something to do with the first letters of the words?

Fast office furniture has an enviable reputation for supplying commercial quality office furniture in Brisbane. They have a large range of products for every type of commercial environment. A professional assembly service is also available for their products in most metro areas. They have furniture products to suit every budget. Fast Office Furniture delivers throughout Australia from local warehouses to ensure the safety of your products.

This culminates into the following:

F o f h a e r f s c q o f i B. T h a l r o p f e t o c e. A p a s i a a f t p i m m a. T h f p t s e b. F O F d t A f l w t e t s o y p.
 

There are five sentences, with varying amounts of words. 15, 13, 14, 8, 16.  Counting the letters in those sentences (without the spaces in between, since Dan would have likely wanted us to recognize his message without any dilution)  we get: 96, 64, 75, 42, 96. And here we already find the first ounce of divine intention! The first and the last sentence both contain the same amount of words, despite varying when it comes to wordcount. Coincidence? I don't think so.

Let us dive deeper. We can clearly find divine intent in those two sentences, so I will analyze those more closely.

Fast office furniture has an enviable reputation for supplying commercial quality office furniture in Brisbane. Or F o f h a e r f s c q o f i B

Fast Office Furniture delivers throughout Australia from local warehouses to ensure the safety of your products.Or F O F d t A f l w t e t s o y p.
 

Both of these sentences start with the same three words: Fast office furniture. Strikingly, the capitalization differs both times. A human mistake? Foolish to believe such thing. Daniel Jones has intent. He knows what he is doing and we only need to listen. I will need some time to run the numbers, but rest assured - I will detect the truth in Daniel Jones' wise words.

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