cookie Posted January 25, 2021 Posted January 25, 2021 (putdown lines are like,, anti-pickup lines ig) no inappropriate ones !!! (unless a mod or philo says we can?Ā š³) here are someĀ Me thought of are you terraria? because i don't want to see our journey's end wait there's only one that's appropriateĀ What,, im a lot better at being meanĀ ig here are some putdown lines are you corpse? cause i want to choke you like i hate you, butĀ i don't love you are you a bag of something at home depot? because i feel an overwhelming urge to slap you as hard as i can are you an eraser? cause i want to poke several holes in you with my pencil am i a creeper? cause if i die you are too are you my bed? cause i want to jump up and down on you are you an egg? because i want to crack your skull open on a counter in a similar fashion to what you would do to one are you my mom? because i love you but ngl you're a huge idiotĀ and i disagree with you most of the time 3
flower Posted January 25, 2021 Posted January 25, 2021 are you a torch? bc you light up my world š³ 1 2 1
alex602h s old account Posted January 25, 2021 Posted January 25, 2021 14 minutes ago, gamingcookie said: are you my bed? cause i want to jump up and down on you Um, I think this is a slightly innapropriate pickup line- Oh well, here's putdown line Are you a slinky? Because I want to push you down the stairs 1 1 2
flower Posted January 25, 2021 Posted January 25, 2021 are you my mirror? bc i hate what i see š¤©š 1 3
Zixvir Posted January 25, 2021 Posted January 25, 2021 20 minutes ago, alex602h said: Um, I think this is a slightly innapropriate pickup line- Oh well, here's putdown line Are you a slinky? Because I want to push you down the stairs I think it was like crushing,*sees that it's a pickup line* nevermind. it is 100% inappropiate.
cookie Posted January 25, 2021 Author Posted January 25, 2021 29 minutes ago, Zixvir said: I think it was like crushing,*sees that it's a pickup line* nevermind. it is 100% inappropiate. no ? that one was a putdown line not pickup line it means that i want to jump up and down on you so your bones break and you are in excruciating pain (obviously not You like- proverbial you or whatever the word is) 1
Zixvir Posted January 25, 2021 Posted January 25, 2021 1 hour ago, gamingcookie said: no ? that one was a putdown line not pickup line it means that i want to jump up and down on you so your bones break and you are in excruciating pain (obviously not You like- proverbial you or whatever the word is) good.
CanDLinkZz Posted January 27, 2021 Posted January 27, 2021 "You're adorable to an extent that should be illegal, because I swear I'llĀ break the law for you if I have to. " "Your personality isĀ sweeter than a Bounsweet and that should be impossible." (Bounsweet is described as 'too sweet for a human to eat') Ā Ā 1
CanDLinkZz Posted January 27, 2021 Posted January 27, 2021 OHOHOH I have another one! "Hey! You wanna dance?" Person says yes. "Okay! Go dance so I can talk to your pretty friend." 2 1
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